Andy Hopwood

Programmer in Oldham. C# Dev but currently working professionally as a Go Dev

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@elyktrix Junior developer required

Skills required:
EVERYTHING.....EVER!

Experience:
- 30+ yrs in a similar role
- must have read ALL of the internet

Pay:
2 packets of Skittles, weekly.

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@JackRhysider No. It just gets FAT

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@idlewildgirl Can't be that small if it's classified as a city

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Maybe someone should've peer reviewed this Gitlab job advert

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@TiffanyFong I'm guessing the head massage is off camera

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@our_rach I miss this sooooo much! Used to suck hot chocolate through them!

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@danielcranney Hi! great request!...

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@Matt_Pinner I'm 45 and still none. But mainly because of zero motivation. The one time I did, a girlfriend at the time took the design I chose and said "I've got a good idea! You could get my name on a scroll! 😁"

I stood up. Said "I don't want a tattoo anymore" walked out 😂

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@danielcranney PasswordIncorrect1!

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@GithubProjects "fixed QA points"

The previous one to that was...

"Fixed QA points"

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@0xdilo More rams

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@idlewildgirl 😂 feels like most people have them locked down these days

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@ElonMuskAOC Titan if @AldiUK had anything to do with it

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@Enezator This probably made his day!!

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Saaaamez

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@xsgames_ Despite the L'Oréal adverts....we are in fact....NOT worth it 😂

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@bo66ie29 Yass! My mum begging tall family members to come pin decorations to the ceiling!!

She's a Jehovah's witness now. She doesn't even celebrate it!! 😂

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@nocontext_paul Totally untropical 😭

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@ourrachblogs I LOVED THESE!!!

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

@idlewildgirl Nice of the old guy to them know the best time to rob you 😂

[Andy Hopwood @OldhamDeveloper]

Gary Barlow about to take his son on a cruise