kelly johnson

crude and offensive humor awaits

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

https://t.co/6RcEQ5B2gW still great

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

@JuddRooks He's just sleepy

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Fucking nailed it son.👏

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

@JuddRooks

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Crack open one of these ice cold motherfuckers and you’re gonna feel like a founding member of Morris Day and the Time.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Michael Jordan, the high school years. I'm guessing good ol’ Johnny Jazz Hands there didn't get a D1 scholarship …

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

He’s 7 foot 3 at aged 13🤯

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

@willmon_grant

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

This is possibly the funniest SNL skit ever made, lol

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kenny Loggins rode right into the danger zone when he inked a 10-day contract with the Lakers - hang on, being told that's just Pat Riley.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

The main problem in any democracy is that crowd-pleasers are generally brainless swine who can go out on a stage & whup their supporters into an orgiastic frenzy—then go back to the office & sell every one of the poor bastards down the tube for a nickel apiece.

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

@JuddRooks

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Your unemployed friend at 2pm on a Tuesday

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You can try to bullshit him all you want, but he knows you’re chasing the muff around.

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

@Gladd Lol the timing

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

You’re on some NCAA Division II team and your bus rolls into fucking Bridgeport, Connecticut, on a cold January night and then out comes Manute Bol to swat your weak Division II shit all over the arena all night long. That had to be fun.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Although historians can’t explain it, there was a solid five-year period in the 80s where the most desired look for a woman was “About to blow a truck driver at a Motel 6 for $20 and half a pack of cigarettes.”

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

@JuddRooks

[Steve Inman @SteveInman]

Small Balls of Fire

[kelly johnson @OleDadLogg]

@JuddRooks

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Throwback to the time the BBC asked Rage Against The Machine not to swear during a live broadcast.