Aaron Beaudoin

tired & inspired;

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

@MooreSenate it never dawned on you that maybe you lost the election because you're a rapey, bottom of the barrel lowlife and people around the country know it?

Did that come into play before you considered voter fraud or "nah"?

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

"Dude it's like we're playing corporate Jumanji."

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

"I put the 'dawg in raw dog"

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

@jonnycraig4L man you could've been made. You were my god in 2011. Me and my friends have an ongoing bet that in 5 years your career will be completely dead..

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

You'll get by.. While I'll get better.

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

Your credibility is a half-empty glass of salt water that I watched you spill over and over and over again. Go ahead, make me the bad guy.

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

"Oh my god, it smells like Chuckie Cheese sex in here."

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

You know what fucks me up?
That my name wasent in Mambo No. 5.

Its what fucked me up, and started me in a downward spiral"

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

#LiterallyNoComparison

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

At least I dont sell out in what I consider "a good time" for the benefit of somebody else.

God your life must "secretly" suck.

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

Welp... Im still riding high.

Unlike you.

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

(Downgrades in man and relationship quality, and somehow sleeps soundly at night)

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

Stinko Malenko

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

Literally the third time this week I got asked if im dating a supermodel..

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

You threw me to the wolves.
I came back leader of the whole pack bitch.

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

"Yeah ill pass on the hand-me-down sex toys. Thanks."

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

"I feel like when you eat Mcdonalds... You need to hide 'yo tiddies"

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

HA DOWNGRADE

[Aaron Beaudoin @OleGreenEyeSoul]

"I aint gonna eat dat ass at a Motel 6"

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

We should cut Hugh Hefners dick off and hang it from the Playboy mansions rafters like a sports jersey