NotAlex

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

Ridiculous country

[only4tendies @only4tendies]

If we get locked down again for this plague, I'm going to focus on the maximum amount of fraud possible. Idgaf at all this time around

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

@j0ker937 Little cunt

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

@techtoby__ Batty boy

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

Get yourself working on the roofs Paddy lad

[Paddy Kenny @paddykenny17]

Sorting the Christmas do? I can bring the football stories, the dressing-room tales and a few laughs you probably won’t get from the boss’s speech. 🎄⚽

I’m taking bookings for Christmas dinners and end-of-year events. DM me or email [email protected]

[Akira ⚚ @TalbiWaves]

Stoke, Huddersfield, West Brom, Swansea, Cardiff, Middlesbrough, Norwich and Leicester demanding £100m checks as compensation

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

@enriquecamba_ @umekin_tv Shut up you tapas munching cock

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

@BibleBaggins46 These are elite

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

Caribbean Queen
Now we're sharing the same dream
And our hearts, they beat as one
No more love on the run

[👥 @AceVondelle]

bloke pays with apple watch
geezer pays with cash

bloke does a home delivery for pizza
geezer picks it up

bloke reads the map
geezer knows the way

blokes get scared and pull out
geezers have a family of 5

bloke asks for help in B&Q
geezer keeps looking

[♟️ @Abdilbari___]

Nobody with any form of education writes their 8’s like that

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

@m1871e Great level of data collection here

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

@AndyMk_83 @_whosmad Get on the fire stick moosh

[LB✌🏽 @Londonblue_2]

Some people are too creative for this app 😂😂😂

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.

[NotAlex @OleRoll96]

Everybody do the mess around

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Perisic has been playing against England forever, I am convinced he was fighting alongside Washington in the War of Independence