olee

certified cat milf, part time princess. ask me about my weird eyeball.

[olee @Oleelee]

The exact moment that a waitress walked by with a plate of Swedish meatballs

[dewey @bisondewey]

no roster no hoes i be high as hell in bed lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace at night

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

This is the coolest anyone has ever looked

[olee @Oleelee]

Acting a fool at the Hong Kong buffet

[olee @Oleelee]

Don’t even ask me how many times I’ve cried today thinking about Dick Van Dyke turning 99

[garshmo @garshmo]

Girls knit cause they are spiders

[o @BumpDrunk]

remember when lady gaga and the muppets sang venus together?

[olee @Oleelee]

Which is your favorite mambo?? Mine personally is #5

[olee @Oleelee]

Has anyone invented a smaller cup holder to go inside of your regular cup holder so that your celcius doesn’t fall over??

[olee @Oleelee]

It’s kind of nice being able to wear my Illini merch publicly without someone asking me if I lost a bet

[olee @Oleelee]

I’ve been saving all my trinity bags and Taco Bell combo boxes for wrapping Christmas gifts this year. Follow me for more life hacks

[olee @Oleelee]

This just in: my 6 year old niece figured out how to text me from my mom’s iPad today 🥹

[olee @Oleelee]

I love Billy because when I want to put a scoop of cottage cheese in my bowl of chili, he always does too <3

[olee @Oleelee]

There is nothing quite like the women’s restroom at a bar at midnight on a Saturday night!!!

[olee @Oleelee]

what if we kissed in the infinity room in the house on the rock in spring green wisconsin

[olee @Oleelee]

@sylboe74 Please i beg of you

[olee @Oleelee]

Damn I hate it when everyone else in the group chat is busy

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[olee @Oleelee]

This was in my drafts from the LAST TIME we had an office pot luck but also fitting for this evening :)

[olee @Oleelee]

My favorite part of a potluck at the office is the night before when you inevitably run into every person you work with at the grocery store.

[olee @Oleelee]

My favorite part of a potluck at the office is the night before when you inevitably run into every person you work with at the grocery store.