Multiverse of Dad Bods

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[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?

[serenity @sxserenren]

don’t kys you won’t be able to see all the funny tweets when trump dies

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I carry you on
With me, I promised you
I would
And I do

I float around
And show up announced
In the places that you knew

I draw you out
From the edge of my mouth
It feels good to say your name

It’s all I have now
What a wonderful sound
It makes

[Jay 𖤐 @Jwrasslintakes]

having to watch everyone but #him die

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Miles Morales

[2HNDSUM @2HNDSUM]

we said DONALD not DOLLY!!!! OMG BRUH

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

fly high angel

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Republicans defunded her childhood reading program this year btw

[Erik Voss @eavoss]

wife: “did you remember to put on sunscreen two minutes ago?”

me:

[Multiverse of Dad Bods @Oleever]

@BenStanton77 My man watches this show with his eyes closed

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

End of August is gonna start hitting real good these last four shows

[Vittorio Sherrod 🇵🇷🇺🇸🇰🇼 @KingV2_Wakanda]

Just an iconic moment of two heroes beating up Nazis

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Spiderman vs MAGA in Minneapolis.

[Jeremy Hyler ✍️ @jeremyhyler]

@Ssnyder1835

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

If baking a cake for a gay wedding is endorsing homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile is endorsing pedophilia.

[valen @chronobin]

amo estar viva en este siglo si no nunca hubiera podido ver al rey aegon v haciendo sixseven al lado de george rr martin

[Garrett Hughes @Garretthughes]

Contractor came by this morning, shook my hand but not my wife’s.

Brother, I cannot emphasize enough how badly you have misidentified the decision maker in this transaction.