lex

high risk low reward

[lex @Olexalis]

#NewProfilePic

[g @lounyras]

house real big cars real big dick real big

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

These things would probably taste delicious when sautéed with butter and herbs

[trish @ultragloss]

jacob elordi i have received your subliminal messages

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

Pro tip: Turn Chili’s into an infinite money printer

- Sign up to the Chilis app for free chips and salsa with every visit

- Get the “3-for-me” deal to get a drink, soup/salad, and a smash burger with fries all for $11

- Feast on as much chips and salsa as you can consume, and eat your soup, for at least 1,500 calories total

- Get your entire burger and fries to go because you’re already full

- 2 meals, 4,000 calories, for about $14 after tax and tip

- Trade all this excess energy for more money ($50) by selling your plasma at Biolife

- Profit $36, repeat indefinitely

There is simply no excuse to be hungry or poor.

[Biofeelia @vandedjan]

“If you want this fight let’s have it in public”

[Colin @colinarmis]

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee]

Everything is computer
Everybody transgender

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lex @Olexalis]

Mark Zuckerberg:

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

i wish i had everybody in the world’s location

[Goober @goobcats]

"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked Ronald Reagan and he said "AAAHHH! HELP! I'M BURNING! I'M BURNING IN HELL! AAAAHHHH!"

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am in an abusive relationship with McDonalds

[fredo @CreaminDemonn]

when is Job Island

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

I hate when people try to tell me what to do. My entire body rejects it. Frankly if you don't have the tact to subtly manipulate my actions by playing with my self esteem then you don't belong in my life anyway

[lex @Olexalis]

the reason you aren’t making gains in the gym is because your athleisure set doesn’t match

[lex @Olexalis]

I hate seeing stray socks outside and you can tell they had a good home life 😕

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Absolutely jadore watching my own story. Yup….i posted that😊