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oppoty driams

[oil @OliMcAfee]

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[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I give up looking for girlfriend . I surrender to fate

[oil @OliMcAfee]

Diversifying my investment portfolio by giving the gardener at work a grand to bet on horses

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I want to quit my job

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

My wife is unhappy with me . She doesn’t even want to talk to me . My marriage is in crisis . I don’t give her much money . I’m a poor guy . I can’t give her much money

[oil @OliMcAfee]

Portobello flaps

[Jack Riches @Jack_Riches_]

My bollocks make me WHAM!

[oil @OliMcAfee]

@Sleeping_WAH Listen here you fucking facist I want everything for free and I want it now.

[oil @OliMcAfee]

Farmer, flipper, shower head innovator.

[oil @OliMcAfee]

@Sleeping_WAH

[Will @SilentDawnLB]

Tenet should be in theaters forever. If I go to the movies, I should have the option to see Tenet at all times.

[oil @OliMcAfee]

@Sleeping_WAH

[oil @OliMcAfee]

The gig economy is empowerment. This new business paradigm empowers individuals to better shape their own destiny and leverage their existing assets to their benefit.

[oil @OliMcAfee]

@Sleeping_WAH

[oil @OliMcAfee]

Well, God is trisexual, number one. We all know that, I mean those of us who've taken heroin certainly know that.

[oil @OliMcAfee]

You'll see a movie about someone you hate or someone you love. Will you see a movie about grandma making apple pies? No, you won't. Only if grandma has poisoned the neighbor or is suspected of poisoning the neighbor through her apple pies.

[oil @OliMcAfee]

@Sleeping_WAH Okay, male, female, and shemale. I mean, good God people, have you never watched fucking Pornhub!?

[oil @OliMcAfee]

@Sleeping_WAH The world chooses to think what the world thinks