Oli🍭

Just patiently awaiting the day I meet Alan Carr | Instagram - oliross_

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Such a sensitive topic and bro handled it so smoothly, much respect! 👏❤️

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

she’s right

[Pocket @islandthembo]

hansel and gretel’s gay cousin schnitzel

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

Mate what’s up with my hinge this is not ok

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

This seems good enough grounds to fly back to the UK from Aus 🇬🇧 > 🇦🇺 anything for bad gyal RiRi x

[NME @NME]

Rihanna rumoured for Glastonbury 2025 amidst report of huge London Stadium residency

The string of shows are rumoured to kick off just five days after Glastonbury wraps https://t.co/G26rW1GHLl

[alice may dear @According2Al]

My cat two seconds before throwing up her breakfast #LoveIsland #AllStars

[MF @markfefc]

Just asked if anyone wanted a cuppa and 6 people said yes

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

Why is Robbie Williams a monkey? Pls x

[Lee-ish @rednuoPdnuorG]

Me when I get home from the pub at 2am on Friday.

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

@erinmayharris98 Truth doth be spoken my fellow queen

[xiii @creepymale]

am i the only fat fuck left

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

This is merely hungover water, too fresh for little me at 2am. I’ll take it having sat by my bed for 8 hours when it’s 2am thank you, then when I’ve been on the booze we can revisit such a water temp

[International Collector 🪙 @heatingrocks]

real water drinkers know you won’t enjoy this at 2am

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

@Xhakaed This is mean, but I’m still gonna say it I’m SORRY they’re both just so irrelevant on that stage 🥴 this isn’t a performance honestly

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Shakira's hips in 2006:

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

Do you reckon Beyoncé & Jay-Z have a split bank account? Like at the start of the month are they like ‘okay I’ll pay the water this month? Asking for a friend

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Nobody in that room knows what those are, that’s basically like throwing a dictionary at Lea Michelle.

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

Too much?

[Oli🍭 @OliRoss20]

Need to get back into my Twitter eta I miss the havoc on this app haha