Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️

25, living my dream on the road! She/her. Madly in love with a Taurus baby

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Genuinely what is the point of getting a car lowered to the ground? Do y’all like fuckin enjoy wrecking your cars? I’m confused

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

It should go without saying, but posting photos of a person’s corpse is entirely fucked. I wasn’t ready, nor will I ever be

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

My sanity is dwindling this week and I actually feel so alone in this.

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Also my kid likes to pretend she’s afraid of water but look at this little LIAR in the pool with her daycare bestie

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

It makes me so happy to see my Blueberry girl on my work’s instagram page. She really has such a blast at daycare 🥹

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

I just killed a man she’s my alibi 😏

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

And never again

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Nicotine addiction is no joke…I get so mean 🥲 I’m so ready to quit

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Grieving is whack. One minute I’m completely fine, and the next I’m hyperventilating because I’ll never hug his physical form again.

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Majority of my play groups at work are doodles and y’all…please these guys are so creepy why are you doing this to me

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Recently passed a road sign named, “dunwerkin” and I wanna live there

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

If they wanted to, they would. I’m sad I hoped they would.

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

I don’t know how to not feel bitter today

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

I have the heart rate of a person in their mid 40’s…should I be concerned lmao

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

We are too grown for bullies. What is happening

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Table: “can you make a Shirley Temple?”
Me: “I surely can!”
😖😖😖😖😖🥴

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

Just updated my bio from proud mama of 5 fur babies to 6!!!! I’m fucking crazy

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

I’m just gonna start winning in silence. Family ain’t shit.

[Oli 🧚🏼‍♀️ @Oli_Shey]

They had the opportunity to name a cat’s litter box the Clitter box and I’m disappointed af it didn’t happen