Oliver Oz

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

New York weather is like game of thrones, they keep talking about winter coming but it's book 5 and it's still sunny and 70 degrees outside.

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

Just got back to the states, now I can have all the chipotle and data roaming I could ever want

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

That feeling you get when the person who works at the movie theater says "enjoy the show" and you go "yea you too"

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

Just had to walk 2 blocks in 10 degree weather, I have so much more respect for every Alaska based reality TV star

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

I'm starting to realize that 90% of the reason that I use Twitter is to read @BenjaminduPont jokes

[Ben duPont @BenjaminduPont]

Cap'n Crunch has been a Capitan since '63. At this point, is unlikely he'll make Admiral.

[Ben duPont @BenjaminduPont]

IQ Test: Board a plane, find your seat, stow your luggage - and sit down. Many cannot seem to do this with any speed or accuracy.

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

Laundry fresh out of the dryer: like hugging love

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

I've begun to realize that dealing with hail is like trying to play paintball against the world

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

Finally back in New York after being gone for 2 weeks , I now remember why I left.

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

That feeling you get when you put one of you socks down to put on the other one and you can't find it

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

As summer draws to a close you realize the more important things in life like how you completely forgot everything you wee supposed to know

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

Cat in a box

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Look at my pet fluffball

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

Shit nobody says: Mondays are great

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

I'm starting to question the huge leap forward the IPhone 5 was

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

It's 10:30pm and I can still see outside
Crazy right

[Oliver Oz @Olimu9]

What's better than a snow day?
Trick question nothing