Dread Pirate Roberts

Mostly Dead

[Dread Pirate Roberts @OlingerDave]

@Shanemgillis lol

[reverend_renegade❤️ @ReverendRenega2]

@AdmiralBear01 "there is a camera fixed on your position, danger close. pivot to bud light immediately"

[reverend_renegade❤️ @ReverendRenega2]

@AdmiralBear01 "there is a camera fixed on your position, danger close. pivot to bud light immediately"

[Dread Pirate Roberts @OlingerDave]

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[Dread Pirate Roberts @OlingerDave]

@eonmoss @timbutterly People need a place to live whether they have a job or not. That didn’t stop the 2008 housing crisis from making millions default on their mortgage and become homeless.

[Dread Pirate Roberts @OlingerDave]

This was unironically my commute lmao

[james hawkins @james406]

i just used AI to identify a $100+ million opportunity for Seattle.

currently, to get across the water, you have to drive all the way around it, as cars don't float

this is extremely inefficient. but if you look closely, bainbridge island and seattle aren't actually all that far apart. and if we were to construct some sort of boat that carried cars, it could make the trip much quicker

together with claude code, i planned out this potential route for the boat

does anyone have any contacts in the local government?

[Maia @maiamindel]

say goodbye to the film industry i guess

[Gainfully Employed Robot @Jube02]

@JeremiahDJohns Yes

[TM06💿 @trsrpc]

Indian, AI, and no background in Video Games

[Dread Pirate Roberts @OlingerDave]

I’m all for new housing being built but subsidized housing in the suburbs? Not a chance. Terrible take Caleb.

[Fleipe Dp dPoi Ofcial @FelipeDiPoi]

Trying to play a board game

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

“Splurging on rotisserie chicken”

[Dread Pirate Roberts @OlingerDave]

4 people I work with who are over the age of 35, have never tried an everything bagel in their life? I’m not saying it has to be your favorite but, idk live a little, ya know?

[Dread Pirate Roberts @OlingerDave]

@rulessafehaven They didn’t bring along the little Indian girl that nobody asked to be brought back for the shows finale? based

[ezra @ltsreallove]

what if ur dad was in the most famous band of all time and ur mom was one of the most influencial conceptual artists ever and u were on twitter posting ai generated elvis presley with elf ears. wyd in that situation.

[chris bell @UpdateTheGrids]

George W. Bush mid-shoe throw costume

[Slam Sniff @GordonSkramzay]

You look like Whoville’s drug dealer