Simoni

[Simoni @OliphantSimon]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but I don't want to trade Forex...

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Accepting you’re about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience

[Acclaimed Journalist @Jonathan_Witt]

So there’s a new SARS travel form, a new car license levy on the way, and your solar panels are going to be taxed.

Can anyone give me the last instance when the Government passed any legislation or rules that actually helped the average person as opposed to harming them?

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

Dr. Groenewald says technical schools and trade schools that were closed by Thabo Mbeki should be reopened.

Woodwork, Agriculture, Home Economics, Plumbing, and Electrical Wiring should be restored in public schools, similar to how they were offered before 1994.

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

Bro is South African ... Please push this Patriots

[Simoni @OliphantSimon]

Tax revolt must happen soon!!

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

You start a company, make profit, SARS takes 27%. Then from what’s left, you pay yourself a dividend and SARS takes 20% of that. How does this make sense?

[Simoni @OliphantSimon]

@zimcelebs1 Who's xenophobic??..

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Hair salons always have hair on the floor.

Garages always have oil on the floor.

Banks, what is your actual problem?

[LeKoKo @UncappedLekoko]

Zim is a safe country. I highly endorse anyone that seeks refuge to consider it 👏

[Dan Retief @Retief_Dan]

Man of the Match confusion at Ellis Park. Do you think SuperSport managed to get the wrong Damian?

[Simoni @OliphantSimon]

The excuses being made for bafana really piss me off!!

[Peter du Toit @peterSoccerBeat]

Only ONE of the Moroccan starting eleven is born in Morroco and not one of them play in the Moroccan league. Compare that to Bafana. Yet we still competed and with a bit more positivity we could be playing against Morroco today !

[Vhasa 🍉🇧🇮 @JayFromVenda]

Poor horse was probably wondering why the lettuce keeps moving.

[Wandile Sihlobo @WandileSihlobo]

Folks, when possible, please BUY and eat MORE GUAVAS. The Guava producers of our country are complaining about the generally weak demand for their produce.
We see the same story as with SORGHUM, where demand is generally weak, leading to reduced production.

[Gabe Pluguez @Gabepluguez]

After 3 decades of listening to his doctors, my father ended up with:

• Cancer
• Diabetes
• Heart disease

After 3 years of listening to his son...

He lost 40lbs & became cancer free.

Here's 19 health secrets his doctors never told him:

1. Stop doing diets that have a name.

[Dr Moeketsi @AusBassie]

New Season

[Austine @theereal_one]

College+ showed me that’s a lot of mfkers weren’t parented or even raised. Just housed, fed, & tolerated until it was legal to unleash them on the rest of us

[Simoni @OliphantSimon]

@mo4_lo The other tavern ke Mike's kitchen..

[Lo Candice Wenu ... @Candee_Leigh]

My cousin is confused that I barely speak and everyone in the house barely speaks to me and it’s normal 😅 .. like I live with these people. I have nothing to say to them unless necessary and there’s no beef whatsoever.. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[𝓐 @Sincerely_AO]

Prayer to start your week: God as I enter into the last days of this year & crossover into the new year, please give me strength & grace to keep going forward. Please help me to let go of old things, so that I can accept what you have kept for me. Please keep me & my family safe.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

🤐🤐🤐🤐

[Simoni @OliphantSimon]

@nhoodpublicist What did you pour in her food??.. 😭