Oliphant M

Finite-conscious mammal, like you. And nothing else (also like you). Années folles.

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

It’s actually a commendable effort to simultaneously misunderstand the role of the CPS, the job of the DPP, the function of a jury, the impact of guilty pleas, the difference in status between allegation, charge and conviction and to deliver that ignorance in just 16 words.

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@K_KmiecikART I choose option B. Billionaire. Final answer.

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@SophiaGazelle It's surprising how quick they get back home, huh? Indeed. My heart goes out to you and yours. It's NOT an easy time, so remember to be gentle on yourself. Also, don't be shy to explore all options that will help everyone involved.

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@JakeRudh "I smell a big money fish!"

[Ontario Ministry of Health @ONThealth]

Wear red today to help raise awareness for women’s #HeartHealth, because #HerHeartMatters.

Causes of heart disease can be different for women, and the risks can be reduced.

Understand how #HeartDisease differs for women: https://t.co/QuiC9gYpFw

[8 Out of 10 Cats @8Outof10Cats]

If you've enjoyed watching #CatsCountdown this year, please vote for the show in the National Comedy Awards. Or even, if you haven't enjoyed watching it. Just vote, that's the main thing. The final round of voting ends on Friday. https://t.co/e98VU1YznS

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@SophiaGazelle It also resets to "for you" every time you hit refresh. I've been finding myself checking "for you" versus "following" constantly. Indeed.

I am well, recovering from a calm bout of covid--interesting experience.

Hope you and your parents are doing well...too.

Cheers, kiddo.

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@SophiaGazelle Just found this out like yesterday: At the top of your feed, you should see two buttons, "For you" and "Following". Every morning I have to reset it to "Following". It defaults to the "For You" feed--which is, like you and everyone else sees, is awful.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

A 17-year-old boy was rushed to the ER by his brothers struggling to breathe...

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[Fossil Locator @FossilLocator]

Huh, never heard of this visual phenomena before, could totally be responsible for some ghost sightings

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@evolutionarypsy What about local schools or retirement homes? Perhaps giving them a quick call to say you have a donation of xyz, if they come and pick up the items?! Just a thought.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Brendan Gleeson came here to do two things: host SNL and shred

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Roche limit is the distance within which a celestial body will disintegrate due to a second celestial body's tidal forces exceeding the first body's gravitational self-attraction. This is how Saturn got its rings

[full video, BBC Earth Lab: https://t.co/QxACweZs2y]

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

.@alisonbrie @kenjeong @dannypudi @YNB @donaldglover @GillianA @peacock @SonyTV @CommunityTV

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@SophiaGazelle Renting...you're watching your money fall into someone else's pit. "Owning" at least some of that monthly figure is going into a long-term investment.

We can TOTALLY switch situations if you want. :)

Salute. Salute.

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@SophiaGazelle P.s. and look at you caring for your mom the way you do now. She (or life) did something right. For you turn out so well. :)

[Oliphant M @Oliphantsfont]

@SophiaGazelle And perhaps it's less about going back to say, 18, 19...and more about controlling time itself. :) To find little pockets of past moments, little gem moments to revisit...rather than entire year.