Olise Not a Fan of Police

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Ballboy 🆚 Manuel Neuer

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Michael Olise in training. 😮‍💨

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Never talk in front of Thierry Henry with your mouth full! 😭

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Name your 2026 Ballon d'Or winner 🤔

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2006 🆚 2026

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Marcus Thuram imitates Michael Olise in training in France 😂

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Michael Olise is Bayern Munich most creative and technically dazzling winger, a 24-year-old Franco-English forward whose explosive dribbling, curling left foot and match-winning ability have established him as one of European football's most exciting attacking talents in 2025-26!

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Crystal Palace has successfully transformed raw talent into champions🦅🏆

•Guehi won the FA Cup with Man City
•Olise won the Bundesliga with Bayern
•Eze won the Premier League with Arsenal
•Mateta and Sarr won the Conference League with Palace

This talent scout is crazy!👏

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Olise being Olise 🥸

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Painting handover for Michael Olise - the #Bundesliga player of the Season.

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Marcus Thuram tries to be nonchalant like Michael Olise…😂

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🚨 Alejandro Garnacho’s agent has been calling Bayern Munich all day.

Bayern Munich have reportedly decided to change their phone number.

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Michael Olise hasn’t even been at Bayern for two full seasons yet, but that hasn’t stopped him racking up assists like his life depends on it😮‍💨

In just 98 games he’s managed to surpass Musiala’s assists tally, while he’s closing in on Gnabry who has been at the club since 2017😳

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France head into the 2026 World Cup with the most valuable squad in football 💎🇫🇷

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Machine is working.

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Machine is working.

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Harry Kane playing as a number 6, midfielder position. 😅