It feels like I roll 2 dice every day, one to determine how sane I am that day and one to determine how horny I'll be that day
this week I've been min maxxxing those dice like perfectly incorrectly
doing oomf's shot because she's too nervous to do it herself but it's actually just an excuse to get my hands all over her but she's actually not nervous at all and just wants me to grab her and put a needle in her and both of us think we have the other fooled