Olivia Thompson

hardest button to button

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my notes app on my phone has seen me at my worst

[katie honan @katie_honan]

Sorry the only home run I care about tonight is this one by Francisco Lindor in Queens that was “caught” by a dog at the game for Bark in the Park

[dani @__daniellle__]

me questioning whether i’m real or not after watching dont worry darling

[vedhaa @SHR00MRRY]

october is next week??? time flies when your life revolves around harry styles

[Olivia Thompson @OliveYaForeva]

@elise_avagian There is power in this

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

If you get three laugh reacts in the work chat then you deserve a raise. You are fulfilling duties that are beyond the original job description. You're writing bits, you're creating content, you're performing a tight 5.

[trash jones @jzux]

microdosing catholicism by feeling vaguely ashamed all day for no particular reason

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Nicole Kidman should open the show with a live performance of her AMC ad

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Daylight Savings Time barely affects you when you live your life with no discernible sense of order

[jayson m porter @RogueChieftan]

I’m still stuck on this idea: investing in more sleep for climate justice. If everyone in the United States was encouraged to sleep an additional hour or two, the reduction in greenhouse gas emissions could be huge. Like the size of smaller, more sustainable countries huge.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

this tumblr post deserves to be put in history textbooks

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[Leticia R. @lettytesta]

Me: I have a headache.

WebMD: and it will be your last.

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

I turned 24 and started drinking ginger ale and going on walks. no more Twitter it’s time for Jazz

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Don’t really drunk text but I’ll have two coffees on an empty stomach and send the most humiliating message of my life before 10am

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Imaging dating Spider-Man and he doesn’t even tell you. You just have to find out on your own cause one night you go to bed and the next day Green Goblin in the corner of your ceiling like “😂 it’s overrrr for youuuu”