🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠

2️⃣7️⃣ IUOE Local 18 Proverbs 27:17 1/14/19🦗😔 #bluecollartrash

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

Life Goals:
1. Build my own shouse with decent plot of land
2. Clean built truck
3. Find a loving women who understands what my job entails
4. Start a family
5. Not have an outstanding tool bill by age 30

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

I’m gonna buy a boat and name it the missed opportunity bc holy fuck

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

Back in my Koe Wetzel Era

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

Nothing like learning you have to leave for Cleveland on Monday at noon to teach a class you have no experience with, get to the hotel at 10pm, start class at 7am with no materials, make it thru the day and then work on PowerPoints for 4 hours in the hotel after dinner😴

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

Hope I’m making you proud Big Dawg🫡
#SDP

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

Smoke cig in a bar in Texas✅

[Don Huffines @DonHuffines]

Retweet if you think your tax dollars should never go to illegal aliens.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

The Feds (bartender) gave me truth serum (alcohol) to coerce state secrets out of me (tell that woman how I want her to sit on my face)

[Bro Cooked @bro_cooked]

Bro cooked 💀😂

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

Ink therapy been callin my name, so I splurged and got two 🤷🏻‍♂️😅

[Duke Gomez @DukeGomez7]

Tan lines on a bitch gotta be the hottest shit

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

The musics now drowning the voices today🙃

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

No, Greta, don't say it!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Yikes...

[🔧🇺🇸Evan🧰🤠 @Oliver77EF]

It’s a lot harder to take a piss while smokin a cig then expected

[Roman Atwood @RomanAtwood]

Life is so beautiful. What a gift.