🧙🏻‍♂️Ollie

Drug me and tell me I'm pretty #Tenderfootboiz Brontosaurus Gang 🐛🦕

[🧙🏻‍♂️Ollie @OliverCatz]

Live young live dope die fast

[👩🏾‍💻 @wereallydgaf]

Zach Cregger's refusal to give his movies a good third act

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[Old-School 3D Renders @Old_School_3D]

Towers, by Claude Guillemot, (2002)

[Jake Clover @DahlHernschwink]

the bad ending

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Funny that the government owns all the deer when you hunt but not when one totals your vehicle.

[Rob @robrousseau]

Woke 1 was crazy when we briefly pretended to be against police departments sucking up 75% of every single city budget everywhere while killing indiscriminately with zero consequences and demanding to be thanked for it

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[woods @wuooods]

anyone who wants to be the guy on the right needs to understand the guy on the left is keeping your toys from becoming cheap garbage that suck to play with

[Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

A gigantic flock of pigeons filled the sky this morning. As I went to take a picture the flecked grey mass formed into a QR code. The link took me to a site showing grisly footage of my mutilated corpse in exquisite anatomical detail, including details of my body known only to me

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

it's actually pretty strange if you think most billionaires haven't raped and killed children for sport, most of them have no hobbies and get really bored and stuff

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

@elonmusk You’re in the files nigga don’t try this space man shit now

[kunk @gunk4188]

Subhuman Dogman Who Does Not Deserve Human Warmth

[rune sword @runesword1]

drunkenly lunging for the guard’s spear when he asks me to dismount my horse and show him my papers

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

I’m not a film bro.
I’m a movie man.
Big difference.

[No. 1 red wing blackbird fan🌾 @prairiesmoke414]

Mandatory conscription except instead of the armed forces it’s ecological restoration field work