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@KirkSeriousFace I hope Nico dies of dick rot

[Friendly Neighborhood Snake Oil Salesman @OliverCromwell7]

@Kofie Lifelong Mavs fan here. I'm genuinely done as a fan now. I don't care if they win the next 3 championships somehow. I'm out

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@KirkSeriousFace He won't be. This doesn't happen without ownership approval so even if the idiotic package was his baby, the rot goes deeper and they'll be garbage as long as they have this ownership. I've been a Mavs fan my whole life and I'm done

[Friendly Neighborhood Snake Oil Salesman @OliverCromwell7]

@KirkSeriousFace Every single person involved needs to lose their jobs and be shot into the sun.

[Friendly Neighborhood Snake Oil Salesman @OliverCromwell7]

@BoneJail All the ones I have sitting around are just high grades. They're the appropriate difficulty level for me and I still haven't done it. Probably going to buy more soon

[Friendly Neighborhood Snake Oil Salesman @OliverCromwell7]

@kmnqw @TheWapplehouse Scott Kelly being an absolute monster sucks so hard

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@Kofie Breen is fine but a good Harlan call is a religious experience.

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@socialistdogmom @pengdangcomedy Oh man it was so much worse

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@FoolishBB Nelson Cruz not being positioned correctly to catch the ball because he wanted to be closer to the potential celebration

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@craigcalcaterra I have opted out of listening to him this year but its wild that anybody would retain a dude whose style is best described as "actively disgusted that he has to be there"

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@bomani_jones It's not even about anybody being better or worse. It's about the network prioritizing a different type of coverage. It's just more of the same takes over analysis stuff they've been prioritizing for a long time now

[Friendly Neighborhood Snake Oil Salesman @OliverCromwell7]

@socialistdogmom I deal with old documents a lot for work. It's insane how little consistency there was until very recently

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@BoneJail I recently told my wife that my dream was to eat one of those giant sandwiches Scooby and Shaggy would make. This is a universal need

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@KirkSeriousFace Why do dudes think Luka is older than he is? He says that Luka is going to be 32 when his current deal expires. Luka turns 28 in the back half of the option year of his current deal

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@craigcalcaterra A previous employer was a real dipshit Libertarian, any time he tried to talk politics I'd just ask him why Libertarians are so obsessed with being able to legally fuck teenagers. He'd usually shut up instead of doubling down at work

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@TheWapplehouse To be fair, 9 year olds are stupid as shit

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@craigcalcaterra I think he thinks going over the top weird somehow proves that they're not actually weird or something. He's been posting different lunacy than normal lately

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@FoolishBB @goodguygreg1234

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@jamieloftusHELP Because he cared about high quality audio