Olly’s Minutes

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I get so bored during a long wee

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What happened to water beds?

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So unfair I have to take my snus out to brush my teeth

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Don’t waste my time with buzz words champ

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That keen for wedding season

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Cartwheels are so overrated

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I’m free 000, all emergencies

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What on earth is an ear doing making wax?

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Maybe I’m the office weird guy

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The amount of posts I’ve made recently is an accurate reflection of how interesting my life is right now

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I hope this sweating slows down later in life

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Who chose green as the green screen colour?

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I wonder what my kids problems will be

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A crumpet is just a pancake that was never flipped

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Hello there small land owner in a rural area, no I would not like to buy your literal bag of shit on a pallet for $5

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How are pregnant people supposed to sleep face down?

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One day I want to be sucking down a dart out the front of a 7/11 and some bagpipe wielding babe slaps out a tune for me

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I wish I wasn’t this good looking

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Always wash your towel after a shower

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@graconground Weak you nonce