Oliver Porter

Twitter is shit just here for football ⚽️

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

What so they can carry on not being arsed to find someone who’s got a warrant against them who then goes on to MURDER 3 innocent people, can get fucked. More arsed about catching folk doing 35mph in a 30 zone

[BBC Nottingham @BBCNottingham]

Plan to increase council tax to boost funds for Nottinghamshire Police - tap the pic to read more https://t.co/nuTg0yD8pi

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Already tell you the tv games, and Ipswich v maindstone won’t be one of them, let the premier league teams earn money, why not?

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Which fourth-round tie are you looking forward to? 🤩

Here are some of the #FACup fixtures to look out for...

#BBCFootball

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

@Sam_Murphy @maxandpaddyline About right 😂

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

@Sam_Murphy @ladbible Get me over there 😂 I’m ready to go

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

@Sam_Murphy @maxandpaddyline He gets about does max 😂

[Notts County FC @Official_NCFC]

To celebrate the launch of his new album, we're framing and giving away this @JakeBugg signed shirt to one lucky supporter! RT & follow us to enter 🤞🎸

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

The pussy carry’s a knife cause he can’t fight with his fists and still gets folded, should of stamped on the tramps head aswell

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery springs to mind @BorisJohnson

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

@Sam_Murphy Makes me laugh, people trying to get rid of absolute classics but then listen to fucking WAP by cardi B

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Get a fucking grip, worlds falling apart

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

BBC Radio 1 will not play original version of Fairytale of New York by The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl this Christmas, because its audience may be offended by derogatory terms for gender and sexuality

https://t.co/5xJEHhW4eN

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Absolutely brain dead, pathetic 😂

[Sky News @SkyNews]

#Coronavirus: Large crowds of young people were seen on the streets of Nottingham last night, enjoying themselves before new restrictions were enforced.

Read more here: https://t.co/T8m3NtboEI

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Autumn is the best time of year. Fact. 🍂

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Blue story. What a film. I’m shook.

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

@Sam_Murphy @maxandpaddyline She didn’t get back and she broke her legs

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Don’t let anyone save you for later

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

“Don’t take criticism from people you would never go to for advice” 🙌🏽

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Actually can’t wait for those tattoo needles to touch my skin again

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Rumours are carried by haters, spread by fools; and accepted by idiots 🙌🏽

[Oliver Porter @OliverPorter]

Seven pounds has to be one of Will Smith’s best films hands down