Jewell Olliver

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He takes sparrows, dips them in peroxide, and sells them as canaries.

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I'd rather live my life to the fullest then to conduct myself in a certain way to gain approval from others. i have no regrets and especiall

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

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REAL SCOTSMEN WEAR KILTS because sheep can hear a zipper at 500 yards!

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It is only too easy to make suggestions and later try to escape the consequences of what we say. - Jawaharlal Nehru

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Sometimes providences, like Hebrew letters, must be read backward.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

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Leadership is the challenge to be something more than average. -Jim Rohn

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The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.

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One of the most important things in communication is to hear what is not being said. (Peter Drucker)

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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

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Homer sometimes nods. - Italian Proverb

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Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve~ Tell me who admires you and loves you and I will tell you who you are.

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signed, sealed and delivered.

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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!

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How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts

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Doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.

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I will gracefully and peacefully cease to exist from your life. Perhaps then you will realize your mistakes came from your arrogance.

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You might be a redneck if: Your in a chat room and someone asks where your from and you reply, "My momma."

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William Ralph Inge~ The happiest people seem to be Those who have no particular cause for being happy Except that they are so.