I take a shit every shift at work, that’s an average time of 7 minutes, I work 4 shifts a week. 4x7= 28 minutes a week
I’ve worked at co op for 5 months.
28x4x5=560 minutes
That’s over 9 hours pay I’ve recieved for sitting on the toilet.
I’m so bad at procrastinating, I’ll be like:
“Right I’ll get out of bed at 10:30”
*still in bed at 10:32*
“Damn missed my slot, gotta round up to 11:00 now”