Steve the Oystercatcher

Brown U '26

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you’re laughing? lindsey graham was just reincarnated as ben shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing?

[Steve the Oystercatcher @OloladeOgun]

I had this exact conversation with my friend Michael about 30 seconds ago

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

Husband: “Lindsey Graham died.”

Me: “No, you mean Mitch McConnell. Not the same guy.”

“No, really, Lindsey Graham!”

“WHAT?!”

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We are all Cabo Verde

[ryan @RyanFMandelbaum]

people will say they're "real new yorkers" and have never been to jamaica bay wildlife refuge!!!!!

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

20% of Ghanaians shit outside. As in ZERO access to plumbing and indoor toilets. Yet somehow, a government that cannot provide basic sanitation infrastructure for a whole fifth of its population finds time to persecute relationships between consenting adults.

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Birding makes me feel like such a misogynist sometimes 😭 I’ll see a female of a bird species with sexual dimorphism and go “UGH A FEMALE”

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

Her: I’m coming over. You better not be squawking uncontrollably like a Peruvian Thick-knee.

Me:

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[hannaH 🐦‍⬛✖️✖️ @coughdropsh]

I’m not even a real hardcore birder like that, I just like looking at birds and learning about my local species & behaviors and ecosystems & stuff… I’m not really on that ‘traveling across the world just to see a certain bird’ and ‘spending 15k on camera setup’ thing…

[Steve the Oystercatcher @OloladeOgun]

thinking of having a lobster roll tn

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[WildLands Defense @WLDdefense]

Correct this to "Wood Stork de-listed so wetlands & water crucial to its survival can be attacked by development".

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

They shot Renee Good in the face.
They kidnapped Liam Ramos.
They just executed a man on the street.

Unmask them. Prosecute them. No more secret police.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

parents when you tell them you have a mental illness

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

A Yoruba woman named ANIMASHAUN mind you.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Has gay thoughts.

Immediately blames water supply

[paps ₍ᐢ. ⩊ .ᐢ₎ @vanillarollcak3]

times are tough but at least we have woodcock dancing to jazz

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

Add horrendous bird misidentification to the articles of impeachment

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

Your thoughts ?

[Steve the Oystercatcher @OloladeOgun]

@Fibby1123 @Hezbolsonaro the parkland shooter was found within 40 minutes of the shooting happening