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[Nans @nansbello]

You actually expected Nigerians to boycott something and stand in solidarity for what is actually right? Ha!! You have a better chance of getting God Himself to drop from the 7 heavens and dance Shoki for you.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

That S.A movie don dey number 1 for Netflix naija, una no dey shame.

[Legend @gehgeh21899]

Boss vic please change my starving condition with OKADA, since almost 2wks now my younger ones haven't been in school due to school fees 💔my dad is no more am the one taking care of everything.. please boss 😥😭 @boniface_jrn

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

"$500k confirmed"

I go first use 1M organise party invite all my friends then use 1M carry police come pick me and everybody for that party say na cult initiation so if them finally bail them, them no go ever near me.

[Mark Amaza @amasonic]

Everything wey fit happen for this life dey happen to blue tick accounts.

[DWAYNE @Ololade_Dwayne]

@PreciousOyemomi @bywxle You no be good person seh!😭💔

[DWAYNE @Ololade_Dwayne]

@PreciousOyemomi @bywxle Guy, you don bring me back come here!😭💔 I been no fit read am finish before, bcus wtf????

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Is everyone in government fantastically stupid?

[rayo❤️💜✨ @Ba_blaqcheddar]

I pray your generation suffer miserable for your sins. Us3less fvck.

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

Yes. That’s why we’re trying to move him to the presidential villa. Go get your PVC so we can find Peter Obi a home!

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Throwback to when the late Major General Rabe said they were winning the war against terrorism

In 2026, terrorists killed him

[coded_bruh @codedbruhh]

Nnewi syndrome aside.

You will hardly see a light skinned bearded man with reasoning ability.

Even on this app I notice it a lot.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Places in the bible and what they’re called today;

1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

This is how Nigeria rewards law abiding citizens versus how Nigeria rewards terrorists

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Henry @Uzuakoliii]

You don’t support either Tinubu, Atiku or Peter Obi but you spend 23 hours a day attacking Peter Obi. 😂😂

You’ll soon run mad, ask Kenneth Okonkwo.

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

30 days inside bush.

Tinubu you’re a failure.

[superdad @udysznx]

“naija no dey carry last”

very stupid lie, we dey last for everything in this life!

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

nothing good has happened to this country since this monkey-looking president took over.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

If na me talk am, dem go say I dey disgrace Nigeria 😂