Yesterday a friend in HR told me about an interview that nearly turned into an argument.
The candidate walked in wearing a faded shirt, worn-out sneakers, and carrying a backpack that had clearly seen better days.
Before he even sat down, someone quietly muttered,
“We’re wasting our time.”
Thirty minutes later, the interview was over.
Four of the five interviewers had already decided to reject him.
Only one person asked them to wait…
Lmao! Got an acquaintance we nicknamed ‘fokasibe’ because of his sexcapade growing up. Rich af, handsome and seemed like he had it all, was ready to get married, so he engaged his woman and had fixed wedding date.
Long story short, he caught her cheating with a fake Tommy Hilfiger white waistband boxers wearing boy that worked for the him, and lived in his BQ.
Read her chat where she was confessing to the guy how she really enjoyed when he fucked her on one of the deep freezers in the guy’s kitchen.
Baba turned to us in tears and said “I never even fuck her on top deep freezer before” 😩💔
No man invites a lady over and serves her that. We’d rather go as far as borrowing money just to make sure she has a good time.
Na for your humble abode your prepare this one 😏
The day my landlord installed CCTV in the compound, one particular neighbor started shouting about “privacy” and how decent people don’t spy on others.
My landlord just smiled and said nothing.
Three days later we checked the footage from the previous week…
Now everybody understands why he was shouting.