Oltrixien

i repost things i find funny I PROMISE

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just accidentally ran over a super scary monster with my lawn mower

[Oltrixien @Oltrixien]

yea

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

giving my balls a bowl cut

[pansexual dude idk bro @Iindinhow]

me : siri, call my friends...
siri : ERROR : no friends detected
me : heh.. sorry.. i meant my buttplugs...
siri : calling 606 people
me : checkmate...

[Amine @AmineJoestar]

Old password: friends
New password: dildos

ERROR: passwords cannot be identical

[Oltrixien @Oltrixien]

VIVILLY AND PALPERS AS MAGICAL GIRLS💛💛💛 #vivilly #palpers

why did i make thi

[yuna 𑣲⋆ @biteyuna]

the “we shouldnt be doing this” as we’re uncontrollably heavy breathing into each others mouths

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Please shut this company down

[ᴛᴏɢᴀ ᴏғ sʜᴇᴅᴛᴡᴛ !! ♡ @shedtoga_himi]

Realiest thing I've ever seen

[잼민 @Lee052011]

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[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

I have no penis and I must pee

[Starky @StarkyTheSald]

Porn is so beautiful but only when it's drawn

[♠️♥️Jib_Loger♦️♣️ @jib_loger_alt]

I’m sorry, but I still genuinely can’t get over how much this game pisses me off

Like the dev of this game sat down trying to preach to us about how killing children is wrong yet the dev ended up grooming a minor!!!

Like, why should we listen to you?

[dandysgoon @DandysGoon2]

ive seen porn do these models more justice

[Onetornado @onetornado1]

Yo Fortnite I think u dropped the wrong announcement bruh 😭😭