Crazy Cat Lady

Take your bloody nose out of my business

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

Hi, and thank you for your tweet!

Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2026.

Thank you and good luck in your future endeavours!

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

I was on a flat earth vs round earth YouTube video and I said it’s a cube and everybody asked me what’s my problem. They all put they differences aside to ridicule me

[Sayo Thee Succulent @Simply_Sayo]

MAJOR UPDATE:

MY SISTER IS SICKLE CELL FREE!🥹🥲❤️

We had our sibling blood stem cell/ bone marrow transplant 17th December 2025; we got her latest blood results back, over 95% of her blood is mine!

SO grateful to our BMT team, our surgeons, nurses, HCAs.

My world is healing

[Icona @iconawrites]

People think I do all the cooking for myself and my husband because I have some trad belief that men don’t belong in the kitchen. The truth is that I am Italian and my husband is English, and I do not believe any English person of any gender belongs in my kitchen.

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Then there’s melon.
Unsure whether it wants to be a pumpkin, juice, water or a sponge.
Disgusting.

[Peterrock 🌖Web - UX/UI Designer @PeterROCK_]

Has any of the dead reached out to you to complain about thier burial location since you are thier customer support agent?

[Marietta @EfeTheeGreat]

@cruise_vibez @larmmy Have you considered cheating on him?

[Crazy Cat Lady @Olu_geena]

Motherhood is the ghetto, do not recommend

[𝐿𝑢𝑠ℎ//𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑙𝑢𝑔 ❤︎ @ms___dale]

Really delighted to see more women speak up about motherhood and this whole childbirth thing.

[𝐿𝑢𝑠ℎ//𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑙𝑢𝑔 ❤︎ @ms___dale]

Really delighted to see more women speak up about motherhood and this whole childbirth thing.

[Sandhya Ramesh @sandygrains]

The most accurate metaphor for gender violence statistics. Bus full of empty seats but he will sit exactly beside her and then say he’s a victim protecting himself from women, and the men who tweet in defence don’t even bother noticing the empty seats the rest of us can see.

[Son Of Ayo @TheAjakeManger]

Instead of building an emergency response center that will potentially save thousands of others na Mosque the black mind fit conceive.
There is a problem with the black race

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

1. Daughters are more likely to contribute financially

2. Physical caretaking IS FINANCIAL CONTRIBUTION.

EVERY. MINUTE of that unpaid labor is money your parents arent giving to the hospitals, insurance, the government. It’s MONEY they use to eat. For gas. It COSTS WOMEN MONEY to be caregivers. They LOSE money for being caregivers.

[n x d @nxd1979]

listening to audiobooks is not reading

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Yes. Laziness (for me)

[Crazy Cat Lady @Olu_geena]

If it’s not a joke, what exactly do you want to do? Is she not allowed to move on? You people are actually insane

[Just Eniola 💜 @JustEniola01]

That news of Mohbad’s wife giving birth is a joke right ? Right ?

It had better be a joke!

[❦ 𓅓 กٱƈɦѻɭﻉ ʚ ɞ  𓁢 @nicholelukeee]

@_nuelike_ You wore suit to cover your furr but I hope you don’t deceive your owners from roasting you for Christmas. Ewu

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

If you insist sisi

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

Any excuse to wear a wig and bodycon dress.

[London G!rL ✨🦋 @the_rebeccah]

She was in labor yesterday, and was at choir practice the following day. He’s fed up of her

[Wantii | XO Kitty Era 💌💫 @Elmsington]

Nicola Coughlan got the role as Clare Delvin when she was 30 years old and embodied the role of nervous teenager and was so convincing that people had to look up how old she was to believe it when told