Jastro

Just by being me.

[Micheal Fasina 𓃵👑 @michaelfasina]

@emmypee_11 https://t.co/7kxpsDZeaM

and

https://t.co/FXZrq0Ybuh

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@TheIAMsentme_ @Nobleboyy7 So what's your reason? 😁

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@thecableng @AirCanada This is awesome news! Flying to Lagos will be so much easier now.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“I Took a Loan of £75,000 From the UK to Come and Invest in Nigeria Because the Government Said We Should Come Back and Invest. But the Same Government Is Destroying Our Investment. As I’m Talking Right Now, I’m Actually Thinking of Counting My Losses, Packing My Things, Tearing My Nigerian Passport, and Going Back. I Have Friends Who Have Destroyed Their Nigerian Passports Because of Things Like This.” ~ Man Cries Out After His Investment and Business Were Destroyed and Demolished in Abuja Without Any Notice or Warning.💔🤦🏾‍♂️

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

We allowed Fraudsters and ex Yahoo boys to dominate the car, gadgets and property market in Nigeria

That's why a 20% margin seems like a sin to them

Rather than focus on volume, they jack the margins up to 100%

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@mikeachimugu01 Nigerians love their slave masters, that's why the country is a mess. Since @KLM rescheduled my flight twice due to overbooking, I've stopped flying them for over two years now.
The same reason I avoid Turkish, Air Maroc and Egypt air based on complaints I've seen on Twitter.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

So let me get this straight my hard earned money is your love language?

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@viral_backup Her in Shiloh in 15 years time. "I'll manage any man I see, just marry me.

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

Whenever someone asks about the difference between Messi and Ronaldo,

Show them this video:

[Jastro @Olujastro]

I always knew France was too easy for Spain. #FraEsp

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@FabrizioRomano @krakenfx Semifinals: France vs Spain, England vs Argentina.
Finals: Spain vs England
2026 World Cup Winner: Spain

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@FabrizioRomano @krakenfx Semifinals: France vs Spain, England vs Argentina.
Finals: Spain vs England
2026 World Cup Winner: Spain

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Most Car dealers in Nigeria are the greediest bastards on earth before real estate agents. ‼️

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@chizitere_ Maybe find a remote job and relocate to a nice estate in Lagos and live the life?
Abroad can be really boring most times, and unfortunately you can't travel endlessly or outspend your way out of boredom.

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@adek_14 @Wizarab10 @taadelodun It depends on how you moved. Coming with PR makes your life easier but you'd need like 2-3 years to stabilize with a great job and live a good life in Canada.

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@Fedrickkkkkk It's been over since, you guys just realized it. The last good Wizkid song was Essence with Tems which carried that album, everything else since then has been trash.
Been saying it since but people disagreed only to agree now.

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@Aanuoluwapooo @Wizarab10 Still doesn't matter, be grateful and not turn it to ridicule. Maybe the 15k was big money to him.
But why I should expect entitled Nigerian women to be grateful?

[Jastro @Olujastro]

If Harry Kane doesn't win this year's @ballondor because of not winning UCL or World Cup, I'm never following that useless award again, which is already losing relevance.

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@WelBeast Say what now? You don't know ball.

[Jastro @Olujastro]

@D_Jackalvalor @TrollFootball You mean Corner FC? That's why they celebrate corners more than anything else 😂