Oma

A little soft 🤍, a little bold ❤️, fully me🌹💚🤍

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

A Man's desire to become a father is always paid for by a woman, with her body, her health, her career and her freedom.
But a woman's desire to live in comfort inn s somehow considered materialistic.
This isn't nice at all 🥺😩

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

Monday morning. Rain pouring like the sky forgot to stop.

Some days you fight the weather. Some days you just sit by the window, listen to the drops, and let the world slow down.

If you're also staying inside today you're not lazy. You're just respecting the vibe. ☔️

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

Monday: *arrives*
Rain: *arrives even harder*
My motivation: *has left the chat*

I was supposed to be productive today but the sky said "no, you're going to sit here, drink something warm, and stare outside dramatically."

And you know what? I'm not fighting it. ☔️

If you're also rained in, drop a 🌧️ so we can be unproductive together.🤭😂🤣

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

Sunday = 50% "I'm going to be so productive today" and 50% "Actually, I'm going to watch 5 hours of TikToks and call it self-care."

Sun is out, I'm out of motivation. But that's okay. It's Sunday.😂🤣

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

It's Sunday. The sun is out. The world feels a little slower.

Take a moment today, not to plan, not to prepare, but just to *be*. Breathe in the warmth. Let the light remind you that even on the busiest weeks, there's always a pause waiting for you.

What's one thing you're doing just for yourself today? ☀️

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@tanatana5252 My grandmother's name was Marjorie, and I swear I've never met another one under 70. 😂

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@tanatana5252 Name her Gertrude and watch her become the most interesting person in any room. 💀

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@tanatana5252 I wanted an old name too and ended up with a whole list of names that sound like they belong in a Victorian novel. 😭

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@tanatana5252 Naco

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@snsnokyoufu Me: "Where's this even going??"
The finished product: *exists*
Me: "I take back everything I said." 😭

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@snsnokyoufu The before: "What is this mess??"
The after: "Okay, I see the vision now." 💀

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@snsnokyoufu The way I'd be doubting the whole process until the very last second and then eating my words immediately. 😂

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@npokyom The way my dad would've said the exact same thing and I'd still be reading it years later, laughing and crying at the same time. 😭

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@npokyom Dad said "double eyelids are a no" like he was vetoing a bill. 😭 The man had notes, a plan, and a whole speech prepared.

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@npokyom Dad: "Do you wash your hair every day?"
Me: "Dad, I'm asking about surgery."
Dad: "I said what I said." 💀

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@contakitties Football is just a game until it isn't.

A player in tears, his wife and son holding him that's not about winning or losing. That's about carrying the weight of a nation and finding refuge in the arms of family.

This is what sports should be about. 🥹🙏

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@contakitties The way I'm crying over a Cape Verde player I've never even heard of... 😭

That's the power of sport. It doesn't matter who you are or where you're from moments like this make you feel human.

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@contakitties A man breaks down on the pitch. The cameras don't look away.

But neither does his family. They don't see a footballer they see a father, a husband, someone who gave everything.

That embrace says more than any trophy ever could. 🥹

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@jiro_3_ The way I'd be so embarrassed if the staff pulled out the receipt and proved it was from 3 years ago. 😭

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@jiro_3_ Airism: "I'll keep you cool!"
Also Airism: *only works if you bought it this decade* 💀

[Oma @Oma_Tread]

@jiro_3_ Staff: *holds up the tag*
Also staff: "Sir, this is from 2023."
Me: *stares in disbelief*
The Airism lied to me. 😭