Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸

Learning UI/UX Design | mobile videography 🎥 | writer ✍🏾 | Money-market enthusiast 💵 | Singer/Songwriter | Medical Lab. Science , UNILAG 🧪 | FCB💙❤️

[Ghost 042 @Ghost_042042]

A woman is telling you have women are.
You will see a man trying to argue with her now.
She is clearly telling you that if she misbehaves, you should punish her immediately and severely because if you don’t, she will keep on doing worse.

But again, you will say “don’t control your woman”

Well, the way we make our bed is the way we lay on it.

If you misbehave with me, we won’t peace it out until you pay the exact dividends.

That is how I choose to live my life.

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

It will be foolish of you to think of not taking it.

I had a junior, penultimate class, 6 months to becoming a doctor, got an admission with 100% scholarship to study computer science in the US.

We(I join😒) sat him down, discouraged him from going even after getting the visa, thank God he didn't listen to us, right now he is interning with meta, while those of us that advised him are doing locum😭

Always remember Geography is destiny and Nigeria suffocate dreams and makes it look like you are not giving your best.

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@oneunseriousboy @the_smallie Same Ronaldo we we watch 😂😭🤌🏼
Small small naw

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@tophz_ A Lannister always pays his debts.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

It's only when Ronaldo is having a stinkfest, we'll be seeing all these gaslighting tweets.

"Can't you love both players?"
"Just enjoy the game?"

When Messi was suffering in the wilderness, we know what you people did.

Take your sermons to the church. Osuofia will see shege.

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@gideonodoma This is misleading though, same scripture?😂.
If the grace isn't hyper then it's not the same Grace Christ died to procure for all humanity.
Hyper, ever sufficient, non-, extunguishable, always available, abundant Grace in excess.
Obtained at zero cost.

This wan an agenda sha

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@McFlybowy " He’s one Champions League or one World Cup with England or One Balon D’or away from overtaking all of them . That will completely change how history talks about him completely. That’s how fine the margins are. " 🤡

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Marriag is a partnership

1. But your 'partner' who does not have money will not partner with you if you do not have money

2. Your 'partner' who does not have an apartment will not partner with you if you do not have an apartment

3. Your 'partner' who does not have a car will not partner with you if you do not have a car

4. Your 'partner' who is incompetent, will not partner with you if you are incompetent

5. Your 'partner's' money belongs to her, but your money belongs to the partnership

6. As you pour your money into the partnership, your 'partner' is pouring hers into her own family

7. You are expected to also cook, and clean the baby's poo, but she is not expected to also debug code, edit your videos, prepare your proposals, respond to clients, run your ad campaigns, build financial models, forecast market movements, backtest your trading strategy, negotiate your deals, source your suppliers, or manage your employees.

8. When you do not have money to pour into the 'partnership', everyone questions your competence and disrespects you. When you have money, everyone praises your 'partner' for bringing peace, favour and good luck

9. Your 'partner' who does not have money to rent a good apartment, will make rules for you who has an apartment, inside the apartment YOU rented 😩

10. In that apartment that YOU rented, your 'partner' will impose a curfew on you and lock you out if you return home at a time she does not like 😭

11. Before the partnership even begins, you are expected to propose, pay bride price, fund the wedding, rent/build the house, furnish it, buy the car, and bear the financial burden of starting the partnership, because apparently, this particular partnership requires one partner to provide the capital and the other to provide consent, prayers and vibes.

What a mouthwatering partnership for you. Gbefun!

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Like back ?

My spec na girl wey like me first..

Then I decide if I go like back.

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@aakashgupta Superb writing 🔥🔥

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The math on Messi's World Cup career should humble everyone the sport spent Tuesday trying to crown as his replacement.

27 World Cup appearances. Nobody in the history of the tournament has played more. 16 goals, level with Klose for the most ever, except Klose needed four World Cups and Messi got there in six. He has now scored against 11 different countries on this stage. Also a record. Also not close.

He holds Argentina's record for youngest World Cup goalscorer, set at 18. He also holds the record for oldest, set last night at 38. One man owns both ends of a 20-year gap.

Now sit with the dates. His first World Cup goal came June 16, 2006. He scored again June 16, 2026, to the day. When he buried that first one, Mbappé was 7 and Haaland was 5.

Tuesday was built as their night. Mbappé scored twice. Haaland scored twice on his debut. Then the 38-year-old scored three, became the oldest man ever to record a World Cup hat-trick at 38 years and 357 days, and walked off level with the all-time scoring record.

The two heirs had the best day of their World Cup lives and still finished the night behind the man they were brought in to replace.

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@NickySlim3 @metuchizzy @mrbayoa1 Mess ?.
Top 5 favorites .
Everything to excuse the fact that cr7 is a disaster

[Oghenerukevwe @dr_rhookie]

During my NYSC, I was the assistant surgeon for an Ex-fix revision that was supposed to last about three hours.

As is often the case in surgery, things didn’t go according to plan.

What started out as a routine case took an unexpected turn intra-operatively, and before we knew it, the surgery had stretched to almost six hours.

Now, standing for long hours wasn’t the issue. I’d done House Job. Long hours on your feet are practically a requirement in surgery. You learn to stand through surgeries, ward rounds, and whatever else the day throws at you.

But this was different.

Apart from the standing, there was a significant amount of blood loss throughout the procedure. Orthopaedic surgeries can be bloody, and after hours in theatre, constantly exposed to the sight and smell of fresh blood, it started to get to me.

I began to feel dizzy.

The kind of dizzy that makes you wonder if you’re about to become more memorable than the surgery itself.

The team noticed almost immediately. A chair was brought over and I was asked if I wanted to scrub out.

I refused.

Not because I was trying to be a hero… I genuinely felt like I just needed a moment to catch my breath and get some sugar into my system.

The theatre technician quickly went to get a bottle of Coca-Cola, and while still scrubbed in, I sipped it through a straw like my life depended on it.

A few minutes later, I was fine.

The dizziness settled, my head cleared, and I was back on my feet assisting with the surgery until the very end.

All this was happening and the lead surgeon still kept going with the Scrub Nurse until I was back.

Surgeons don’t take breaks until the case is done.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

We do not respect surgeons enough. That is why it should be a crime against humanity to owe doctors.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

40-year old Cape Verde goalkeeper don drop masterclass oo

No be this night I go dey hear analysis of wetin 41-year old footballer fit do and wetin he no fit do

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@ImANorthernGirl @Aduradara61049 Una go just siddown dey delusional

Reality will soon dawn.
E remain small

[Mal'ak_UiUx 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Omage_FirstBorn]

@UtdMaI Since goals to games ratio is now a valid metric,lets also not pretend CR7's 1,325 games to reach 973 goals is more impressive than Messi getting 914 in just 1157 games. ets learn logic together.
& true, you guys will go into hiding if we remove penalties
CR7:183 PG
Messi:113 PG

[robert @pandorasballs]

Wallah Antonella you don't love Messi more than me

[jo @notafan_jo]

my mom's first time watching messi play and she keeps asking if his teammates even do anything 😭😭