Fly Dubai's Recruiting Officer

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

how it feels to try to make a new friend as an adult

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

I’m always changing my pfp because I have an irrational belief that if you use the same one for too long your soul gets trapped in there

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

[Gidz🦅 @00Gidz]

“Unnamed foreign country”

[٠࣪⭑ a ٠ @discokisser]

when i actually try to enjoy my items instead of preserving them and they show signs of wear

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

I know this has to sting when he used to be on the other side of the line

[Shrews Metalist🇮🇹🇲🇽 @ShrewsTheDragon]

How it feels like to give music recommendations

[♱ony @alldawgsgo2hvn]

Streets probably went crazy when this first dropped other niggas had to push their paintings back

[Jeff Geerling @geerlingguy]

Probably chatting with my Bosch dishwasher

[dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes

[MisterQuigley33 @MisterQuigley33]

I'd rather fucking die.

[Fly Dubai's Recruiting Officer @OmantelhelpLine]

autistically drove 30 minutes to a mall then realized i dont want anything from there and drove back

[Yemi King @TheYemiKing]

Guess the country he was selling Germany out to.

Just guess

[Fly Dubai's Recruiting Officer @OmantelhelpLine]

2-week fever made me lose 5 kilos im now halfway to my goal weight

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

🚨 In case short range rockets are launched at us from Belgium?

[برنسيس كونسويلا @BrnsysK70186]

مقاهي الرياض لانك ماتدري وين الكرسي ووين الطاوله