Bolanle

Proof of funds Aid; Proof of entry and investment certificate Agent.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

OH YES.

One day, we will open the book of MSSN and their alfas.

These alfas groom young girls from 100L, hypnotize & groom them into miniwives, rock pregnancies into them by 300L and by final year, they already have 2 kids.

Ask people in UI, OAU, Unilorin.

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

The story of Amen Estate will be told at the appropriate time, and is a personal issue NOT unique to me.

Divorce is not the end of the world, and one of the issues that USUALLY arises out of it is ASSET DISTRIBUTION problems.

Now, let's address your stupidity.

You really think very highly of yourself, for someone so manifestly INCOMPETENT, that you could even think that my concern for the health of Lagosians, amongst whom are members of my family, is about looking for your attention.

You are recklessly exposing Lagosians to disease, blight, plagues and epidemics, just by your breathtaking incompetence, and your garrulousness just makes you and your APC look even worse. Then again, what's new?

I have been giving you FREE "expos" on EXACTLY what you need to do, both in the short term and the long term, to help solve the rubbish problem that your stupidity has foisted on Lagosians, but in the crass arrogance that seems to be the hallmark of members of your criminal @OfficialAPCNg coven you somehow, in your tiny malfunctioning brain, have convinced yourself that I need your attention.

It is clear that you are from filth, and therefore are in love with filth. You can take the pig out of the sty, but a pig will always find mud to wallow in.

I hope you continue with your idiocy, so that Lagosians can see you and your masters for the greedy parasites and actual idiots that you have always been.

You have all successfully hidden the ugliness of your characters under cheap finery, gaudy baubles, and mostly memorised bombast and inappropriate bureaucratese.

The jig is up, son. Your yanshes - from the son of Ijebu-Mushin, to the Ewekoro Prince and you, their most lowly of seed, fit only for packing the filth from whence you came - are exposed for ALL Lagosians, including the suffering members of your party - to see.

If you keep leaving your filth around Lagosians, you can be sure that you will continue to hear from me.

I don't need you to attend to me. I just need you to pay attention to your fucking work for once, you gormless git.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Some of you need to accept that the street is not for you. It's very okay to find a partner you are committed to, and love the fvck out of each other.

You're not a player or bad bitch, and that is okay.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“She was so marriage centered” shut up abeg! Whenever you people learn new buzzwords on this app, we won’t rest again. Fake deep modafokas. People are allowed to like things and make it a priority in their life and that’s very okay. Shaming her makes you a fool.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

It is unfair the woman is the one being dragged when the man is the one that messed up. We need to encourage family values and bring back healthy faithful relationship. The behaviour we are encouraging is damaging us and that is why we have many people living with trauma. You might think it is just sex, but what about how it affects your partner and the other women whom you led to believe they are in a relationship with you.

Please don't lead people on by denying your relationship, just because of sex. You are playing with their hearts.

Pain has a face. The people you are hurting are not statistics or numbers. They are individuals with hearts who also have their own expectations from relationship. Interestingly, the consequences are not the same for men and women. Please protect your partner by doing right by them. If you have erred in the past, you can choose to do better going forward.

[Bolanle @Omaoza_]

@aria137_ @flygodT It is well with you

[AWENI ONIBATA(your handmade footwear plug). @AweniOnibata]

Civil wedding🤭

[Esmerelda @freakoftime]

@oduwolsss_ Went to pods on mainland, someone kept hyping it up, tryna convince me to eat more Yoruba food, I regret that 45k 😭 ogun punish the nightmare they presented in the name of “Efo riro”. The terror and monstrosity that was served ended me. The pounded yam was eaten raw. 😭😭

[God calls me His🤏🏽 @Ayo_funmii]

@meera_abdul_ You don't know what this means to them. So I don't think you should calling someone else's tradition "stressful" and "dramatic" just because you don't agree with it

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

i know someone *currently* doing this, under the guise of 'i work from home and i have a lot of free time, while he has a very demanding job'. she is literally doing an online masters for him, unpaid. i just wished her success. the thing with men is that you eventually learn why you shouldn't have done it.

[Akinwumi @Big_marvis]

As a Muslim, there's one contradiction I still struggle to understand... 🤔

A Muslim migrates to a Christian-majority country...
👊
He wants to build a mosque.👍

He wants to preach Islam freely.👍

He wants to distribute Qur'ans.

He wants halal food.👊

He wants religious freedom.👍

Excellent! That's exactly how it should be. 👏

But here's where my brain starts overheating... 😂

Why does that same freedom suddenly become "dangerous" when a Christian wants to build a church or preach in some Muslim-majority countries😭

Interesting...😔

So freedom is beautiful...🤌

...until it's someone else's freedom? 🤔

Since Islam is truly from Allah...

Why should it panic because a church was built down the road?

Why should a Bible make the truth nervous?

Why should a Christian preacher be treated like a national security threat?

You can't export religious freedom... and import religious restrictions...🤔

If we demand tolerance abroad... we should have the courage to practice it at home.

Double standards have never strengthened the truth..🤌

"A belief that asks for freedom only for itself isn't asking for freedom... it's asking for privilege."...✊

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

The truth is, Muslims need to stop enrolling their children in Christian schools and then demanding that those schools change their rules to suit them.

If hijab is non-negotiable for you, choose a school that respects it from day one.

It's like moving to a Christian majority country and demanding Shariah. You don't force your beliefs on institutions that were built on different principles. You choose an environment that aligns with your values.

Freedom goes both ways.

[okrika first Lady @agnestasia_faka]

What is a Muslim doing in a Catholic school? You people always act like the victim .

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

For those crying, here are a list of Islamic schools that uses hijab:

Islamic High School
Moslem Grammar
Muflihun High
Foresight Islamic High School
Ummul-Qura High School
TAAS College, Ibadan
Al-Qalam College Ibadan
IQ Academy

Take your kids there ke koshi danu.

[Ministan Shaddah👳🏽‍♂️(M.S) @A6da11ah_M5]

This unnecessary act of Muslim parents taking their kids to environments they are not welcomed, just to create tension needs to stop—there are enough schools that permit the use of hijab in the country, don’t be unfortunate please.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[Ora🌹🌹 @Chiora__]

All of you that decided to start frying akara for content are also very foolish.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

They don't listen to experts that went to school. That is why they are asking us to fry akara and kulikuli to be stupid as they are.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

You need to see the joy on olodos' faces when a very academically sound person doesn't succeed in life. They relish it. It's almost as if it gives them more reasons to talk down on education and intelligence.

When we were graduating, after I finished as the top student in my class, many of my coursemates were really eager to see how I would turn out. In fact, I would always hear them gossiping: "No be by Best Graduating Student. To make am for life no be by acada. Street na military. We go see."

I'm glad I turned out really well. Even most of those who went to Ghana for "updates" after school and eventually resorted to fraud can't measure up to my accomplishments. Till today, many of them still randomly call me and jokingly ask, "Senior man, you just dey chop dey go. You no wan give men update na!"

Deep down, they genuinely believe I must be secretly involved in fraud. This is the society we live in, where many young people have come to believe that you can't succeed legitimately, and that every young man who is doing well for himself must be involved in fraud. Even many elderly people and police officers aren't exempt from this line of thinking.

I haven't seen a country that is trying so hard to make education unattractive like ours.

"School na scam."

"No be by BSc. You get BTC?"

"Education is the key to success. Oya, use the key start Benz na 😂."

"Lecturer pack 1999 Camry, student don pack Lexus beside am."

If we continue this way, in a few years, there will be nothing left of our educational system. We are so money-centred that we don't even realize education can be an end in itself and not necessarily just a means to an end.

Everything has become, "How much do you have in your account?" or "Use your intelligence buy Benz na."

This is one of the reasons it really hurts me to see highly intelligent and brilliant people end up poor. I'm always rooting for academically sound people to succeed because I genuinely want people, especially young people, to see that you can make it legitimately through hard work and academic excellence.

Any society where only the olodos become financially successful while the brighter minds, the ones who believe in due process, continue to struggle is a society that is bound to fail.