Omar Gonzalez

Husband to one, dad to three. A's, Raiders, and Warriors fan. Random tweeter. The “OF” stands for “outfield”

[Paul Anleitner @PaulAnleitner]

The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film.

This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[ABC News @ABC]

A drone photographer captured the moment a great white shark stalked a pair of paddleboarders off the coast of California.

[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

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[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

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[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Aiizan @DazaiARJP]

@USMNT It’s called $soccer

[it’s called soccer @its_soccer2026]

@USMNT It’s almost time!

IT’S CALLED SOCCER!

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

Some people claim this baby boy is “just a clump of cells.”

One year later, he can freely move his body, radiate joy, and make eye contact.

He was never “just a clump of cells.” He was always a tiny, developing human being—valuable and worthy of life.

[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

15 years of nonsense.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

I’m crying, you’re crying, we’re all crying.

Well done @Disney.

[Disney Cruise Line @DisneyCruise]

Make the memories that never leave you, where magic meets the sea. 🚢🌙✨

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@HasanKhxnx I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 EPIC! ABC News was forced to admit on air that President Trump BLEW THE WHISTLE on Jeffrey Epstein all the way back in 2006

All the Democrats calling Trump a “PEDOPHlLE” look like CLOWNS tonight 🤡

If it weren’t for Trump, Epstein may have never been arrested the first time around

h/t @Patri0tContr0l

[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

The Great American Home Search

[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

Both half time shows were whack. 😂
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun!

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

#SuperBowlLX  Flyover 🔥 🇺🇸

[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

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[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Until a few months ago I thought this was Bad Bunny

[Omar Gonzalez @OmarInTheOF]

Charlie Puth and that band.
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#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX