OA

I read tweets to learn, laugh and avoid awkward conversation.

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

Look at me. I am the Covfefe now. #Covfefe

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

@markjburns88 @MMcCarthyREV @stoolpresidente Hot seat @PardonMyMeme

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

@unusual_whales @hen_ease

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

@Philipschang @PardonMyMeme @PardonMyTake @Philly_Mays @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

@VanLathan .@ryenarussillo 's favorite line is the next one -- "And if I'm flying solo, At least I'm flying free!" @RussilloMemes @Ceruti @TomShady300

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

Chevy didn’t make a 327 in ‘55. The 327 didn’t come out til ‘62. And it wasn’t offered in the Bellaire with the 4-barrel carburetor til ‘64. HOWEVER, in 1964 the correct ignition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center.

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

@JonSokoloff @BarstoolBigCat material change

[Marc J. Spears @MarcJSpears]

A “Let’s go Mariners!” chant breaks out at the Clippers-Maccabi Ra’anana preseason game in Seattle after the Mariners clinch their first playoff berth since 2001 with nearby win over A’s. Sacramento Kings (2006) now have longest playoff drought of NBA, MLB and NFL teams.

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

8 world titles*

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Some guy with 7 world titles, and Tom Brady @LewisHamilton

[Addisu Demissie @ASDem]

Wet

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

mood being up 3-1

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

Parasite (2019)

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

✌🏽

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

March 10, 9pm, @hbo — WOMEN OF TROY

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

PARASITE wins. This is a landmark achievement in the Oscars not sucking.

[🏁 Jamal Crawford @JCrossover]

Whatever it was you did, football, basketball, soccer, acting, whatever. Kobe inspired you to be better...

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

‘Twas the night before Christmas
At Nakatomi Tower
When our story of homecoming
Begins with brute power

[OA @OmeedAnvar]

Tattoo this tweet on my forehead

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Paul Ryan’s last two acts:

1. Giving a speech lamenting that he didn’t get spending under control and that comprehensive immigration reform wasn’t achieved.

2. Giving in to a vote for an unpaid for $5b border wall that doesn’t advance immigration reform.