《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》

❝%$&# 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔. %$&# 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒚𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔.❞

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

❝𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱'𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗞𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗽𝘂𝘀.❞

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"What?"

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

No argument. Exactly.

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"I let 2099 Santa deal with you."

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

You just said you were Jewish. So you have to be the Andrew Garfield one. He's jewish.

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"Hmmm."

[Shulkie/Jen @LawfulHulk]

“Hmmm.”

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Also you're Andrew Garfield Spider-Man.

Worst one.

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Because of the cursing.

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

|| Other people: Lets make super festive and Christmas happy movie Santa's!

Me: Imma merge DC's Santa who smokes cigars and looks like a mob boss with Marvel's Santa who fights Krampus until he returns to hell.

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Ah. Andrew Garfield version. Gotcha.

You were on the naughty list anyways. Worst adaptation.

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Peter Parker?

On the naughty list.

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Hmmm.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

elmo pumpkin for 2020

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Waves.

[Kate Pryde - The Red Queen @KittyOfShadows]

Kate almost choked from laughing.

"C-Captain Planet and the Planeteers? Wasn't that like a kid's show? He's not real, is he?"

She did meet Santa Clause that one time... so who knows?

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"So am I, dumbass."

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"You're more likely to die than I am."

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"You can try!"

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"Of course.

I'm in no rush either. Busiest time of the year for me, after all."

[Brian | 🌊Hydro🌊 @HydroAlphaX]

"Anytime, big guy. I'd say I can't wait for Christmas, but since it's not even November yet, I'm not in any rush at all."

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

"Appreciated, Brian."

[Brian | 🌊Hydro🌊 @HydroAlphaX]

"Damn. Anyone who punches Lobo deserves the title of badass!"

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Merry Chri-

Er...

Happy October 13th (or 14th) to all, and to all a goodnight!

[《𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝘀.》 @OmegaLevelSaint]

Eh.