OmegleTXT

ASL, kik? Real statements from real people from real conversations. Send me your own please, as this can't be good for my mental health.

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(As you might've noticed, abrupt hiatus. I'll resume once I stop sleeping 15 straight hour during the day. Omegle doesn't help that much.)

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[S]: I. AM. WIKIPEDIA MAN. (submission!)

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[Q]: Why do do you who woo? (tweeter: For some reason tonight's come off like a prolonged conversation with @horse_ebooks)

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[S]: Stay vigilant, citizen [disconnect]

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[Y]: Somehow this is the second time I've seen that sentence verbatim on here.

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[Q]: if the derp derpt did derp derpadiederp?

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"[Q]: Should I stop beating my girlfriend? She always talks a big game but when I smash her she stops and sometimes" http://t.co/c3Xk7EcN

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[Q]: dead to all fuckin nerds! [S]: and this is why the world needs smart people

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[Q]: If a concept has conceptions based around an idea that coexists within diverse bodies, is it ever possible to escape a conception based

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[Q]: 1969 Dodge Charger (muscle car) or iphone 5? (tweeter: In which I am a dick)

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[S]: cocaine is not a vitamin

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[Q]: Talk about whatever you want, but remember I'm watching you 0-0 [S]: Dammit, now I can't talk about dicks.

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[Q]: SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO [etc.] [S]: Man, it's like a tag cloud of idiocy.

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[S]: That's such a stupid question that it actually made me think. Good job?

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[Q]: Who is one man to judge grammar when the sense of language belongs to all men?

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[Q]: why waste the Annoymouseness, share a secert whats there to loose

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[Q]: Show me your angry side [S]: eh

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[S]: why did the whale cross the ocean? to get to the other tide! [Y]: Oh, god, ouch, that hurt.

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[Q]: Age Sex Location? [S]: Infinite, Hermaphroditic, Beyond the Reach of Space and Time

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[Q]: Do some of you just use Omegle to spam disconnect to try to mildly annoy people? [S]: [immediate disconnect]