OmgFck!

Here to tweet about stupid mind numbing stuff. You might pee your panties, occasionally.

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BIG PROBLEM! My previous dads are having a reunion, but there isn't enough room in the stadium!

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The milkman is banging my mom again. THAT'S IT! I'm calling him the MILFMAN from now on!

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realise you left the rest room with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of your pants

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#ThatAwkwardMoment When somebody follows you and unfollows you the next minut.

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex 'Likes' it.

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#ThatAwkwardMoment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho Well.. actually I want to punch just about anyone atm.

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho Don't RT me.

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho RT me.

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho have #CommonTattoos

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho Use Facebook as their diary. If I cared about your daily life, I would friend you in real life.

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho Who claim to be models, but don't even notice the toilet in the back of the picture.

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho Only tweet #FollowMe #iFollowBack #iWillSuckUifYouFollowMe #InstantFollowBack

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho say dead people are alive (#Tupac). Retards.

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#IWantToPunchPeopleWho have a punchable face to begin with.

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It’s 2012 and we’re not driving dinosaurs? The future sickens me…

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Best friend: “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” Me: “Yeah, just hit redial….”

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Contrary to popular belief ...I am not a Jedi. Am I wrong?

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Nobody says “long story short” unless it’s already too late…

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Some people just need a high-five.. In their face, with a chair.