Sebastian

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

When you wanna eat ass but you have to settle for pizza instead :(

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

You made a fitness instagram before you even had a gym membership lmao

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

https://t.co/mW4NKeBfor love this version.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

I’m off on an adventure!

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

When you push the lime into your corona and it squirts in everyone’s eyes 😍😍😍😍

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

@pikagreentea I’m Guilty of this.🤷🏼‍♂️

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

Grand momma would be proud of me, almost got the devil all the way the fuck outta me.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

“She’s a fucking hoe! Dad she’s a fucking hoe she fucks everyone!”
#ShitKevinCiborSays

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

@K00cHyManE @me next time hoe

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

Little Wing by Hendrix is definitely his masterpiece.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

Friends switch up when you in the Benz truck.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

Can we all agree that @VancityReynolds is the perfect Deadpool????

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

I’m gonna be that awesome CEO who works at the top of a skyscraper downtown and brings his dog to work everyday and nobody can do a thing about it because I’m the CEO 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

This is like the 6th time I’ve been muted on Xbox because multiple people reported me at once for no reason, @XboxSupport either fix your methods or I’m switching to @PlayStation along with my friends. I can’t even contact a representative to explain my situation.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

These people sharing the “Truth about Shamrock shakes” stuff act like they don’t eat frozen pizzas and drink a 2 liter of soda a day??? 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[Kooch @K00cHyManE]

Couldn’t spend a better Valentine’s Day with ......

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

“Man I sure do love winter!” - NO ONE FUCKING EVER

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

I don’t need to count on anyone else when I could count on myself... to make terrible decisions whenever I’m drunk.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

Those aren’t fans destroying Philly.. that’s just Philly on a regular night.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

I’d honestly do anything for @atmosphere and @BrotherAli to do another show in Chicago. Pls come back.

[Sebastian @OmgItsSebastian]

@heyimden_ Also I’m a massive fan of the army tee’s bring those back.