Mike

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[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

I'm broke as a joke.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Imagine Dragons your music always makes my day better.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Life's too short to waste time hating people, so you need to be really efficient at it.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

This day doesn't look like it's going to get better :(

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

I just love working in the rain.. #beenalongday

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Looking at a picture and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture on Facebook.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply..

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

@FordjwFord But then a lazy thug bf and 6 kids.. I don't get it lol

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

I already dread this work day and I've only been here since 7..

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

We often crave the things we cannot have.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Without Google I would be completely lost in life and totally illiterate.

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

You're all so predictable, I bet you're reading this Tweet right now!

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Just can't ever do anything right it seems..

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

I'm exhausted. .

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question..

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

@Derosiers247 haha done and done good sir!

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

I'm pretty sure that the "L" in Samuel L. Jackson stands for "Motherf#$king"...

[Mike @OmgitsMikeG]

Everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh.