yuuji: my uncle will pick us up from the movies
megumi: ok?
yuuji: don't look him in the eye
megumi: ok?
*screeeeeeeee* fancy sport car pulls up with blaring music and sukuna sat in driver seat with massive sunglasses
sukuna: get your asses in
the first few times hyj gets anxious abt shj getting bored of him its still a little angsty but the further in the story it gets the more it just starts to sound delusional 😭 like dude… he’s serving you handmade croissants after the successful birth of your first child