Mij

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[Mij @Omijar]

@Safaricom_Care Done. Please check

[Mij @Omijar]

@Safaricom_Care Hi, is there a problem with your prompt services? I'm a diaspora user and I've been trying to get a prompt over the last hour.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

IMMIGRATION OFFICERS TREATING PEOPLE DIFFERENTLY BASED ON THEIR PASSPORTS 😂😂😂😂😂

[Mij @Omijar]

@khwaka11 @ivymuthe With dry fry or so I heard

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

With all due respect, allow me to list the cars available for hire today. These cars have been parked for two straight weeks, looking at me like, “Joy, tulikukosea wapi?” 😭
Please like, repost, refer, engage, or hire to help this mlalahoi get cabbage. Hali si hali, aki.
Available today for self-drive/chauffeured hire:
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[Mij @Omijar]

@Layyenne Ramon got that Usain Bolt vibe

[Francis Wanjiku @TheNjoroge]

Being a man is so hard. Someone will buy you a boxer and tell the whole world.

[Mij @Omijar]

@Brick_Suit The commentator's stage name is probably LaQueesha

[Mij @Omijar]

@Safaricom_Care Hi, kindly check DM

[KRA Care @KRACare]

Congratulations.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Watu wa detailing na wiring the next few weeks

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

Your mom in a school meeting asking why money for Medulla Oblongata is paid twice a year😭……

[Farlane @base10_]

KQ : Attenion passengers

SGR : Dear passengers

Kenya Ferry : Wewe kijana mnono toka hapo juu ya mlango na hio t-shirt yako chafu😅🥲

[Opinion Bakery @IndiaSpeaksPR]

Only one name comes to mind.

[Mij @Omijar]

@QuickmartKenya Hello, please check DM

[Tolu Lope👑🤟🏽 @_iamtolulope]

Brooo???

[αη†hεη®101😜🫠 @Anthen_blud]

When the headteacher is dating your single mother.

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

Reports of suspected gambling fraud aired on free-to-air TV channels distributed by Signet Kenya continue to draw public anger as more incidents of viewers being coaxed into sending escalating mobile payments in exchange for promised cash rewards come to light.

The latest case involves a woman who was guided through repeated transfers that eventually exceeded Ksh 60,000 during a live broadcast, renewing calls for tougher action by regulators against gambling content disguised as entertainment and religious programming.

"Hello Nyakundi. Kuna fraud inaendelea kwa hizi TV stations especially in Signet (free to air). This morning I have watched one mama akioshwa over 60k. Kitu wana fanya wanakuambia uweke 10bob uwin 1k, watu wanachangamkia. Stake inapanda pole pole as the promised possible win also increases. Huyu mama ameanza na KES39 possible win ikiwa 1k, ikapanda hadi akabaki peke yake at 30k stake winning 500k, akaweka hiyo doo. Then the director akamshow aangalie simu yake, 250k inaingia; asipopata atume 50bob, akipata atume 100. Huyo akatuma 50bob hajapata pesa zake. Then director anamshow mashini imekataa kutoa hizo pesa ili zitoke lazina a unlock na 60k. Akachelewa wakampunguzia stake to 30k, na kupewa muda wa 3minute. Mark you ameweka hiyo 30k, so badala atumiwe pesa zake anaambiwa amechelewa na 1 minute, arudie hiyo ticket tena chini ya 2 minutes pesa zake zifike. Man, wakenya wataangamia pabaya, huyu mama huenda akafanya kitu kibaya. With your platform, komesha hii fraud. Kuna wenye bado wanaamini waanaeza kuwa millionaire kwa kutumia 10bob tu, hiyo pengine in fantasy world. Worse ni kwamba ata contacts za hizo TV stations haziko, ukifanya search they’re not recognised. Hapa chini nimeweka picha za hivo TV zao."