Barney The Dino-Bloke

Based on the best selling novel by Tom Clancy

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elon musk moves like he intends for every expression of his to be screenshotted and become the next big meme

[Nutritional Yeast Infection 🌱 @PoorDunce]

Was sent this along with the message "This is what Xiu Xiu sounds like to me" and I've been laughing nonstop

[Prism 🦊 @Prizmimic]

i love this one

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

@corbinderb0ss @FrenlyFrenchBoi I’m talking about the drone you muppet

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@RocketPulpHack @Havoc_Six Lmao extremely racist Nikocado Avocado

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CONFIRMED: Fallout 5 will still be using the same outdated Creation Engine

[IGN @IGN]

Bethesda's Todd Howard asked the producers of the upcoming Fallout TV show not to include certain things already planned for Fallout 5. https://t.co/BDLe4Dnj8M

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What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

I think Giancarlo Esposito as potential choice for professor X would slap actually. Can you imagine Magneto sprouting his supervillain nonsense and Professor X hits him with the classic Gus stare?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Giancarlo Esposito thinks him as Professor X and Denzel Washington as Magneto “would be great.”

(Source: @AmonWarmann)

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

I don’t know why but this fucking family guy joke lives in my head rent free. The song will come on, I remember it. I’m laying in bed one night and randomly I remember it. I’m driving and I remember it. Why?

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

@Sorenova Works at reuters btw

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@Sorenova Me mate gavin told me rishi sunak once sucked him off in the pub bathroom for a star wars lego set

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

@Sorenova Agree with your points and honestly it’s time our GREAT Britain had a MILF queen but I would struggle to behave myself seeing her face on me bank notes please forgive me your majesty if you read this

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I think this is getting silly now and quite frankly I’m terrified

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

@Sorenova No you FOOL don’t you see this is an elaborate plot by William to get some side action and his shitty photoshop is the smoking gun to all of this?What will come out next? Who was it? When was it? Why? Was it bussy? Was it particularly good bussy? God like bussy? Sweet and soft b-

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@APHClarkson Like with Ukraine specifically:

Germany: We won’t provide lethal aid
*UK and America provide lethal aid*

Germany: We won’t provide leopard tanks
*UK provides challenger tanks*

Germany: No we won’t provide cruise missiles
*Ukraine makes their own long range weapons*

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

@APHClarkson I love how it’s a repeated pattern in world politics that Germany won’t give someone something as leverage, but always underestimates that state or nation having the ability to then make it themselves or someone else supplying it to them

[Barney The Dino-Bloke @OminousFatRat]

@EliotHiggins

[Angry Lawyer Lady @AngryLawyerLady]

You guys…that Kate Middleton photo is from her Vogue cover. Look at this face out I made. It’s the exact. same. photo.

#WhereIsKate #KateMiddleton