My father is Nigerian. My mother is Filipino.
It gets weirder.
My grandmother on my mother side has more spanish blood than Filipino blood and my grandfather on my mother side has Japanese blood.
@MILOOOO4312@youngy18 It’s a Man Utd fans’ chant referring to Carrick’s taking up Scholsey’s duties excellently following the Ginger hair man’s retirement.
Everything is a rivalry/fight to you guys
We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region.
The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support.
Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform.
After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale.
In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size.
Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand.
This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw.
As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right.
On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand.
We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right.
-Kled Team
"My son please wake up, wake up, I know you're there, my son you're not dead. Promise isn't dead, my son wake up" This is a mother begging and hoping her son comes back to life.
This woman didn't make it. She passed too. Nigeria has shattered me💔💔
After you get married, you’re going to meet ‘better’ people than your spouse. You’re going to meet more good-looking people; kinder and more romantic people; more intelligent and funny people. You will meet people who have in abundance what your partner lacks. The mushy and romanticized idea that your partner will be everything to you, and will satisfy all your needs and wants is idolatry. Contentment in marriage is a virtue not often spoken about.
You must wake up every day appreciating everything your partner is to you, everything they have, their beauty and the things that made you marry them because if you focus on everything they don’t do well, you’ll always meet better people. Protect your heart! See their best part, and always remember that your commitment to marry is more of a duty than it is of mushy feelings. You have to stay committed even on the days you feel your spouse is no longer the best fit for you…
-Buchi
I just dropped a full breakdown showing how Nigerians can legally pay 0% tax... even if you earn from freelancing, crypto, YouTube, affiliate marketing, or online business.
This SHORT guide reveals:
- The new 2026 FIRS digital monitoring system
- Why freelancers will start paying 7–24% automatically
- How to switch from Personal Income Tax to 0% Company Income Tax
- The exact CAC structure that makes your income legally tax-free
The step-by-step method to protect your bank inflows from heavy tax deductions
All you need is a phone or laptop.
Like, RT + reply “TAX GUIDE” and I’ll DM you the full document (must be following)
There’s a high rate of gender based violence in South Africa, men killing their women or giving them serious bodily harm. It seems to be imbibed from the home and reinforced by a culture of violence. Some have attributed it to PTSD from the apartheid experience, they need to heal
Nigerians will outsource their welfare, healthcare, safety and security to G*d (Yobe State governor recently engaged imams to pray for divine protection over power grids), but they’ll never ask G*d to become the president or even petroleum/finance minister
We dey whine ourselves
I was checking my Gmail when I stumbled upon notes from 2019 that I was making on Google Keep. They were mostly my random thoughts + reminiscences of my childhood and teenage years.
I even have more on Microsoft Notes. I will be publishing them on my Medium (might share the link)