Shy_Alien🌚

🤡🤡 || Dark Humour lover🌚😈 || 我不懂中文

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I had to read the name again. Scottie Pippen ke.

Dude is 59!

Enjoy your life, man. Prime no dey finish

[Shy_Alien🌚 @Omo_Ote]

@Davizzy77 @sepril23NG You can install an adblocker
It might be ads

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You see why we ask for evidence first?

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

Me Collecting back my emotional attachment to Portugal after Ronaldo retires.

[Danz📌 #AfricaKilledMe @zinownh]

black hair so beautiful man but african parents will always find a reason to demonize it

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

👋 ¡Bienvenido, Mourinho! 👋

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Florentino Pérez, re-elected as Real Madrid president.

“It’s a beautiful day for me and for all Madridistas”.

[Zerry dl @zerrydlegendary]

Yes my wife must know how to cook. FULL STOP !

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

This is the son of a politician explaining how his family had to flee Zamfara after kidnappers attacked their neighbourhood and threatened to return.

They had total of 7 armed vehicles to protect them!
4 army van, two police and one Civil defence vehicles that could have protected an entire community was at at beck and call of one family.

What about the ordinary families in Zamfara who don't have armed escorts, police backup, or the resources to relocate overnight?

These guys don’t care about you and I

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If it is on her status not my DM, she is fishing for external compliments, not mine. The other guy can go ahead. After all, the picture is posted for everyone to compliment.

[Shy_Alien🌚 @Omo_Ote]

@lawgiccc @TovishedeEA_ Congratulations Roqeeb 👏

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LCFC

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

how it feels trying to sleep the night before a big event

[Vincent The Therapist @mrhighfoster]

1) One of them sells Pap
2) There's always a bike at the passage
3) You will see an old man that sits at the front of the house
4)A yellow Bulb is always at the middle of the corridor
5)You might find a University student living in one of the rooms
6) There is always a woman that just gave birth and nursing a newborn
7) A radio in the room, will always be on at exactly 7:30am
8) You would always find a man with chewing sticks listening to Radio every morning
9) One person fit plug Hotplate and burn the entire wiring of the house😭
10) Many of them are here today reading this tweet, because they stayed learned and educated by all means ❤️
11) Many of the children that grew up here, always remember their roots no matter what
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✍️ Vincent the Therapist

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You barely talk? - na me

I don't know you can talk like this - na still me

[Shy_Alien🌚 @Omo_Ote]

@butterflyxoe @Joshking1740 @_AsiwajuLerry @Anonunusual_TM Actually, you’re wrong. It’s the new update from WhatsApp. They probably saved your number. Read this

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

A random Saudi Arabia football match between Al Nassr and Al Hilal is averaging more views than the El Classico.

More people tuned in online like it’s the FIFA World Cup final.

All because of one man.

Cristiano Ronaldo.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"Your collar bones are showing"
Leave am, I be model.