Omobaba Fineboy

World class fineboy comedian. Omobaba number one •PARODY ACCOUNT•

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Davido putting in so much work into his music like he came across the family's will and didn't find his name in it...

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Someone says Eminado means GOODLUCK, Surulere means PATIENCE, what is Mavin Records up to?

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Take your girl to a place she's never been before today. Ask her if she's ever been in coma, if not, beat the hell out of her ♥. #HappyVal

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As they say its better to prepare for the spiritual battle physically... Eat Beans,Bread & Egg Before Bed & Watch Ur Enemies Die In Ur Dream

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You're In Africa Under Hot Sun Try'n To Be Like Nicki Minaj With Your 500Naira Make Up Kit & Bend Down Select Bum Short.. U DEY CRAZE!!

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Its Only In Nollywood That A Ghost Will Be Walking On The Road Only For Breeze To Blow The Wrapper Up & We'll See Boxers Under ☹

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One tyre of a Bugatti Veryron costs N5,000,000. Dear Lord, unlike others, I just want to wake up on a Bugatti tyre. No Problem'

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Acronym of karma: AIDs = Arsenal Is Dying slowly ☹

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Find what you love and let it kill you - Sani Abacha 1983

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I want someone to look at me and say "Because of you, I didn't give up". Aim high my people.

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So many beautiful girls. So many jobless youths.... And you wonder why many are not married?

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LOBATAN is after you fight with someone on social network and he tracks you down to your wedding day and raise up his hand in church. ☹

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Mogbe-moku-modaran moment when the Doctor that did couples of abortion for your EX calls your present GF my Customer ☹

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U've celebratd more than 6 vals day wit ur BF going 2 diff places & he neva talkd abt taking u 2 meet his parents.. Are u his tour manager?

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Feb 14: Your main girl is on her Period but Side chick just finished hers 5days ago Who will you be with?

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5 ways to make ur GF happy 1) Give her money. 2) Give her some money 3) Give her more money 4) pls give her money 5) I said give her money.

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In a restaurant full of NAIJA politicians daughters, they are all on Brazilian, India, Peruvian hair e.t.c and I'm like see acres of Land ☹

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It's normal thing to have yam legs, it's another thing to have two left legs but it's a Supernatural thing to have 2 yam left legs.

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To be a good dancer.. Try break dancing to the sound of Generator - Daniel Sturridge

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A wife shouts from sleep "Get up quickly my husband is here" The man jumps outta d window & realizes "Damn, I'm d husband! Who's guilty?