DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪

Business Development Specialist, Entrepreneur, Public Speaker, Marketing Expert.

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

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[H.E William Kabogo Gitau, E.G.H @honkabogo]

On the sidelines of "Governing at the Speed of AI" at the United Nations Headquarters in New York, I had a tête-à-tête with H.E. Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, former President of Colombia and Nobel Peace Prize laureate.
We talked about international cooperation on the governance of artificial intelligence and why countries that use these technologies need to be part of preparedness arrangements from the start.
#UNGA81 #AISafety #DigitalKenya

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Project strength 💪

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!😎🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

He was in the office for the salary not the job

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Today, António Guterres gave his last speech at #UNGA as Secretary General … During his tenure, Israel erased Gaza, Saudi Arabia embargoed Qatar & bombed Yemen into a sh*thole, Sudan/Haiti/DRCongo went to abyss … There was no single major conflict he resolved … He was an impotent eunuch to BigPowers! Simply put, Guterres is the worst UN SG in History … His greatest failure was watching Gaza genocide without the courage to call out Israel for the genocide! He was weak & spineless! GOOD RIDDANCE!

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

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[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Kericho Women Rep aspirant Chepto Shaz dived into River Cheptinding to help retrieve the body of an unidentified person.

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

At the end of the day: Bag ni ya nini?

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Gachagua: DCP will receive Ksh700M from Political Parties Fund each year

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

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[Hon. Peter Salasya @pksalasya]

Safely landed in nairobi as i prepare to leave the country tommorow for another business engagement for my constituency of mumias east mostly chasing Tech investors .I will be in paris France Tommorow ,then i will fly direct to USA in Washington DC , New york , Philadelphia, and Dallas Texas. I already miss my lovely people of mumias east but wacha baba wa constituency aende atafute

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Dust shall surely come.

[Thee Don @theedonlincoln]

Dust delayed is not dust denied

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Buy land and build. cc @MutiasBonnke @ManuMuya84

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Homeowners forced out

Homeowners ordered to abandon their homes in Athi River
Karibu Homes residents forced out over emerging cracks

Kopi: I don’t know where to go or what to do
Residents accuse developer of substandard work
#CitizenWeekend

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Alaa! 😂

[GISTE @ggiste]

Today I had a very interesting conversation with a certain mzee. 😂

Every Thursday, he goes to Rumuruti Livestock Market.

He buys 30 cows, each at an average price of KSh 75,000. After transport and other logistical costs, each cow costs him roughly KSh 80,000.

Each cow has an average dead weight of about 130kg.

He runs 10 butcheries, and each butchery sells approximately 3 cows per week.

He sells beef at around KSh 750 per kg.

So, one cow gives him:

130kg × KSh 750 = KSh 97,500

Then you add the head, matumbo and other parts, and he says he makes about KSh 105,000 per cow.

If the total cost is KSh 80,000, that gives him approximately KSh 25,000 profit per cow.

With 30 cows a week:

30 × KSh 25,000 = KSh 750,000 profit per week.

That’s roughly KSh 3 million in four weeks. 😳

Watu wanatengeneza pesa bana! 😂

Ama alinipanga? 🤣

[Mheshi🇰🇪 @Mheshimiwa86]

Nyinyi ni kumbafu mtaongonza nchi ya nani? Ruto give history of one by one. Hii haina comeback waiting to hear from their side

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Gen Z! Ni mbaaya! 😂

[Mariam @WairimuMariam]

Wuueh...

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Have arrests been done yet?

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Man some women are evil buana 😂😂😂

[Kering’ @Nikita_Kering]

Made my acting debut with the best✨ @crazy_kennar

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Give to a Kenyan contractor and your own risk

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

An MCA who has turned out to be an expert of the ongoing construction of Rironi - Mau Summit. Hii nayo imeuama 🤣🤣🤣

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

What are you smoking?

[Architect Mwangi @ArchitectMwangi]

@KhalifKairo Work with a rate of Kes 60,000 per sqm for the house. If you assume 600 sqm, then sum this up with the costs of other outbuildings, ancillary components and other preliminary costs e.g design and approvals, you will be North of Kes 40 million.

[Mwalimu Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

I'm beginning to like this guy 🔥🔥🔥

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

😂😂😂

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂😂😂

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Tanzanian musician Harmonize has offered condolences to President Samia Suluhu Hassan after the death of her husband, Hafidh Ameir Hassan.

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

It needs to stop. 😂

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Teachers,
Please stop this challenge 😁

[DUNCAN OMODING 🇰🇪 @Omodingson]

Ni mbaaya!

[IVY @ivymuthe]

Morara Kebaso has rejected claims by some women that his wife, Mercy, “built” him, saying he does not accept the idea that a woman should never support or help build a man.
He said that after he met Mercy, he chose to put up a new house for her parents before building one for his own. He personally oversaw the construction, sourced fundis and materials, and furnished the home.
He challenged his critics to acknowledge the support he has given his wife and her family, adding that the business they are now backing was also started with money whose source should be recognized.
“Wapi ile heshima kidogo mmebakisha ya wanaume kama mimi?” Morara asked. He said he will now produce evidence to back his claims and wants every allegation against him brought forward so he can answer them once and for all.