Omo Ijebu

I'm always reading something...

Jesus Christ is my Saviour.

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

You guys share way too much information about your lives on the internet.

Many of you will regret it in future

[Katy  @Maroup_]

My boss thinks I am a fool. Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shop so I didn't buy.

I went back to the office and told him that they only had 1kg.

Very pissed at me he asked me why I didn't use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.

When I arrived at the office today, he called me to buy him a ……..

[Tolu Ogunlesi @toluogunlesi]

Via @ocalapd 🔥🔥

[Omo Ijebu @Omoijebu]

@AfricaFactsZone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emeka Amakeze @EmekaAmakeze]

A man ordered a bowl of beef noodles on a delivery for $30. When it arrived, he searched the entire bowl and found only one slice of beef.

So, he called the restaurant to complain but the owner confidently replied, "Even if there’s only one slice, it’s still beef, right?"

The man hung up. Then he went downstairs and bought half a pound of beef. He covered the whole bowl with beef, took a photo and posted it in the review section

"So, satisfied. The restaurant has amazing service. They’re incredibly generous with the beef. Definitely the right choice."

A few days later, the restaurant, started receiving tons of complaints.

The platform removed them completely.

[PanOptimist @FarNorthwind]

We are all learning in real time what “dehumanized perception” is all about. This only leads to even worse outcomes. The fact that it is coming in volume from the government itself means our government is in the hands of people that have become sociopathic towards groups that they have dehumanized.

This stuff leads to genocide. It needs to be banned.

https://t.co/mpLkrUFItX

[Omo Ijebu @Omoijebu]

@Engr_Ashile @lollypeezle 😂

[Communicator @Communicat0r]

comparism is the root cause of disappointment 😭 😂 🤣 😂

[Yoruba Proverbs @yoruba_proverbs]

Adìyẹ ńyé ogún, ó ńpa ogún, wọ́n ládìyẹ ò pa ọmọọ're; adìyẹ ńyé ọgbọ́n, ó ńpa ọgbọ̀n, wọ́n ládìyẹ ò pa ọmọọ're; wọ́n wá bínú gbé adìyẹ tà, wọ́n fi owó ra awó; awó yé ẹyin mẹ́fà, ó pa ọ̀kan ṣoṣo. /
A hen that repeatedly hatched all the eggs it laid - 20, then 30 - was deemed unproductive and sold for a guinea fowl, which hatched only one chick out of six eggs.

[Priotise proven track record over potential; avoid rashness and appreciate what you have]

[Pastor Who @PastorMarvy]

Ukrainians prayed, fasted and wept for American intervention. Trump promised them he would end the war in 24 hours. Zelenskyy thought the war would end because of American intervention.

America intervened but guess what? Ukraine has lost more lands, lost more people, had their president thoroughly disgraced for his dressing in Washington and Ukraine has now become the testing ground for new weapons.

To make matters worse, Trump has suspended the Uniting for Ukraine (U4U) program that allowed Ukrainians flee the war, barred renewal of the work permits for Ukrainians in the US and he has started plans to revoke the legal status of the over 240,000 Ukrainians who came into America through the war and will send them home.

You have to be an extremely stupid individual with the brain cells of a housefly to believe American intervention is for your own good despite the numerous examples around you.

[TayoMurph @TayoMurph]

@atrupar

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

[🌷 LIZZIE🌷 @farmingandJesus]

I would like to publicly state that I am a believer in Jesus Christ , I trust the scriptures are authority and rely solely on the word of God for my theology. I would be classified as a Protestant because I believe the 5 solas but in fact I’m just a follower of the way, who is Jesus Christ.
My salvation is secure in Jesus Christ who paid it all in his death on the cross/ resurrection.
I have been cleansed by the blood of Jesus and saved by faith alone, by His grace alone , in Christ alone… any fruit I bear is evidence of the Holy Spirit working in my life (sanctification) and not of myself and of no result of my works saving me. It’s Christ who saves the sinner and keeps the saint.
If I go meet Jesus please share this lol
So there is no misunderstanding that I absolutely reject any belief system that relies on traditions of men, vain repetitions of extra biblical games of telephone.

Soli Deo Gloria

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

BTW I saw this at the Nairobi SGR Station and I had to stifle the most childish Nigerian chuckle ever...IYKYK

[Akin Akinwale @mrlurvy]

That CAC response to Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo deserves a spot among the greatest statements ever issued by a Nigerian organisation.

Every paragraph was a hit back to back.

[Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea]

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

- Isaac Asimov

[SightBringer @_The_Prophet__]

Dealerships are no longer selling cars.
They’re selling contracts.
You are not the customer. The bank is.

And the goal is simple: keep the asset in motion while anchoring the human in place. Forever.

Financing is no longer a tool.
It is the product.
The car is bait.
The loan is the leash.

Why did they panic when he offered cash?
Because cash breaks the spell.
It’s the one thing that doesn’t bind you to the machine.

This isn’t just about cars.
This is the architecture of modern existence:
•Housing = 30-year leash
•Student debt = belief capture
•Subscriptions = passive drain
•Credit = spiritual foreclosure

A generation raised on “ownership” is now imprisoned by recurring yield schemes, engineered by institutions that profit off learned helplessness.

The final twist?
He calls himself a boomer for wanting to pay in full.
But that instinct wasn’t outdated.
It was resistance.

What he experienced wasn’t generational confusion.
It was a reflexive moment of awakening:
The system doesn’t want your freedom.
It wants your flow - predictable, automated, and harvested.

The kids aren’t just fucked.
They’ve been optimized for extraction.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Omo, babies no dey heaven again. Nah Grandma we dey born now 😂