Andre💯

Manchester United. Ambitious. Interesting. Introvert

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

PIN Number
ATM Machine
UPC Code
LCD Display

We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome.

Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We know a lot is going on right now, but we just realized that:

cabinet/board/panel = things made
of wood

cabinet/board/panel = terms for organizations

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

If sunlight were a pill, it would be a million dollar drug.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Your entire nervous system relaxes when your finances are in order. Most anxiety is not a mental health problem. It is a cash flow problem. Fix the money first.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

The final stage of healing is becoming a fucking weirdo again. Where you’re so powerful and so free inside yourself you just don’t give a shit. It’s all art. It’s all life. It’s all beautiful. That’s the fucking point.

[MaoGe @_MaoGe]

与死神擦肩而过的瞬间，灾难始终慢我一步
#监控下的一幕 #幸运儿 #这操作都看傻了

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

#Ad

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

inspired by those who set the standard. ✨

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official: Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Premier League 👍

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Gr𝟴teful, Hon𝟮𝟬red, Proud. 𝗪𝗘 did it! ❤️

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Today is the last day of Dele Alli's daily alarms..

THE END OF AN ERA🫡

[AlNassr FC @AlNassrFC_EN]

Inevitable. Unavoidable. Unforgettable. 🐐🏆

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Tropaaaa

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[(fan)28^ @28_RMFC]

POV: Bro thinks he invented this.
Cristiano Ronaldo was doing this in 2007.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Mais de um século a elevar o futebol português e a inspirar milhões por todo o mundo. Orgulho em fazer parte deste caminho e em representar Portugal 🇵🇹⚽ Parabéns, FPF!

[KV Iyyer - BHARAT 🇮🇳🇮🇱 @BanCheneProduct]

I decided to travel to the US.

At the Embassy for the visa interview......

Officer : Where to in the US?

Me : San Jose

Officer : it's pronounced as San Hosey. J is pronounced as H in the US.

Me : Oh, Okay!

Officer : So how long do you plan to be in the US?

Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly

VISA REJECTED

😥😥😥🤣🤣🤣

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🔙 Run it back to 1989, when Vinnie Jones famously tackled a five-year-old mascot.

Jones later explained that he saw the mascot as overly confident and he deserved a playful tackle. 👊

🗣️ He said: "He had to have it. He had to go. He was giving it all that on the way out he was. Started getting the crowd going. Mervyn Day was in goal. He smashed one past Merv in the top corner. So I thought ‘he’s got to go’.

"It was before the game. I was just getting warmed up. When you go out with the mascots and you are holding hands, I thought ‘has anyone ever taken one out?’ That would be a crack.

"It was really wet and slidey as well. I went to Batts [David Batty]: ‘Watch this’. He went: ‘No! No!' I went sliding in. I slid quite a long way. I took his legs out just as he was about to smack one at the ‘keeper."

When Vinnie found out the mascot was 5-years old, he couldn't believe it.

"5?! I thought he was at least 6."

[Thomas Antony @ItsThomAnt]

@SoveyX The lie they sold you: "Diversity is our greatest strength."
The truth: Shared values are our only strength.

You cannot build a unified society with people who fundamentally reject its foundations.
To preserve, we must subtract the incompatible.

No assimilation. No entry.